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You are small, at the poolside, but these two fine ladies are interested in you.  You have their attention.

What is your best pickup line for a fine, tall lady such as these two?

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Tyler

Oh My GoD! GiANtEsSEs!! CrUsH Me! I WoRsHiP YoU!! *Bows before then*

bradengts

They toss you into the pool, and go back to talking about being extremely hot and chesty

bradengts

You were always the smoothest talker, haha. Instantly handled with care.

Tyler

Perfection

Furry Murr

Hey goddesses!!! Do you two know Monica number???

John Smith

Oh snap, I think you dropped something ladies; Your standards. Hey, what's up? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bradengts

Instant ice breaker into a good time.