Inscrutable Demands (Patreon)

When Oreo looks up at me like this and paws the edge of the couch, it's impossible to tell what he wants, except for the fact that whenever he agitates for something, it can only be one of three things:

1) Walkies!
2) Starving (or Parched)!
3) Play!

Oreo is a simple dog with simple needs.