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Lacuna Rambles/Thoughts/Gif Reacts #2: 🍕 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-16 13:30:02
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2026-06
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Poll

Lacuna Rambles/Thoughts/Gif Reacts #2: 🍕

  • Pineapple on pizza is perfectly acceptable! 🍍 61
  • Pineapple should never touch a pizza's surface! 🍕 51
  • 2025-02-02
  • —2025-02-22
  • 112 votes
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Content

Let me provide context on just one of many character exchanges that may come up during the Corvin family dinner: Should pineapple ever be on pizza? You'll be wanting to read this light-hearted scene considering everything else that might go down while on Corvin land. >.>

To continue reading this content and learn this poll's overall context (yes, there's a point; it isn't entirely random, lol), please go: here.

What are your thoughts on pineapple as a pizza topping?

Comments

alex

Im completely indifferent to pineapple on pizza: ill eat it if its ordered but it isnt my first pick .... However im also a contrarian at heart so pineapple on pizza is completely acceptable and tastes good simply because im not in the majority sorry R 😎 Sidenote: i feel like Mal probably doesnt like pineapple on pizza but doesnt want to admit it to not agree with everyone else and THAT is a hill im willing to die on 🤣

three of eight

I'm with J lmao. I don't *dislike* pineapple but would rather have it as a side with something else than on a pizza. Though I also tend to get the same pizza when I order so me 🤝 J on all levels in this situation apparently.

three of eight
>>164903516

Sidenote 💯 why admit to something when 1) it makes you less mysterious and 2) puts you agreeing with the gang. Sounds like an L L to me.

OpheliaMars

Everyone who doesn't like pineapple can give theirs to Prudence.

Skippy Hugo

Wait until I put pineapple fritters on pizza

galpal95

I’m a staunch defender of pineapple on pizza! Love the stuff. It also has the added bonus of not a lot of people liking it, so more pizza for me. 😋

aMediocrePigeon

Oh, I'm so hoping it's A's raccoon that's under the table. Both me and my MCs want to pet the little guy so bad xD But also, as a stauch pineapple on pizza HATER: I did infact vote before even reading lmao and 100% agree with R, the flavors DO NOT work together. (though to be fair, I don't like pineapple in general. The texture is bad and weird, and the flavor is only okay for me in tiny portions mixed in drinks)

Dieonysucc

Yeah no >.> Pineapple by itself is my favorite fruit. Pizza itself is my * second* favorite food. I can deal with a lot of things when it comes to sweet and savory combination category but pineapple on pizza is not one 🫡🫡 this is not a battle I can soldier . Now a charcuterie board is just a deconstructed pizza and that shit bang 😂 I feel like me, R and the rest of the gang can tear one of those bad boys up during a luncheon 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

CelticWolfMia

I don't like cheese or bread so I've never had pizza. But I voted for pineapple as it's my sister's favourite topping. She said it's salty and sweet, and that's a combination I love in other meals.

ckl
>>164903516

you're in the majority now, how does that make you feel? 🎤

Laursbian

I'm absolutely with R on this one (I seawr it's not just because I'm a simp)

Stephanie

Dammit! How did you know I’d vote before I clicked? Because it IS divisive & should NEVER touch a pizza EVER?!? Never ever ever. Now I’ll go read past that 1st sentence calling me out to find out if my hardcore non-negotiable no touchy my pizza stance aka fuck off with those fruity chunks of juicy mayhem & don’t come back unless those are safely in a fucking Mai tai or equally delightfully delicious alcoholic beverage. 🍕🫸🍍👀⁉️🍍🪓🍹 ❤️‍🩹

Stephanie
>>164979687

I knew my Beloved would be on my side! Just more proof that Reese remains my always & forever🦞🖤. Also likely further proof why a non-R route is not apparently possible for Dean no matter how many times we try… JR only works because of the +R, but not J + bestie R. Fucking pineapple! Also I feel certain that if necessary, Mal would go full murder husband on a pineapple to keep that evil off our pizza, so again I feel like there’s a poly pizza party in our future, right? Dean, Reese, Mal & a pepperoni pizza without a pineapple in sight! ❤️‍🔥

Stephanie

I can’t believe the pineapple is winning this thing. Seriously? It’s a fruit! It doesn’t go on a pizza! No! At best, stick it in an alcoholic concoction with a tropical twist & a cute umbrella sticking out of it! 🍕🍹

England

Pineapple on pizza? NOOOOO! 😭 The horror!

alex
>>164903516

Pineapple on pizza is nasty i have no idea how yall enjoy that Verner was right

Annabelle

I love pineapple on pizza 🫣 I always add jalapenos, too. Honestly my go-to if I'm not just getting plain cheese 😌

Notice me senpai~

Sweet + Savory is a great flavor combo. I like ordering the Red Curry Coconut sauce stir fry from Honeygrow with pineapple in it. 🤤

Lily

There is only one answer and I am glad that it is winning lol

Eiffel Tower5

I love spicy peanut pizza but pineapple is a step too far

potato

my hot take is the problem with hawaiian pizza isn't the pineapple, it's the ham. replace it with a fattier meat like pork belly or pulled pork (al pastor is literally pig and pineapple). and add jalapenos.