Adventure Thing #9- "Artifact" Bandscratch (Patreon)

It's that time of the week again, and we're pleased as punch to be delivering the next evolution of the Acoustic Demo we released last week - a song either called "Artifact" or "Artifact (Rock Is Dead)".

I'm also happy to report that we're just about finished with the Bandscratch phase of the adventure (still plenty more Acoustic Demos and Bandscratches headed your way, worry not), and we'll be pivoting and bringing in Noam Wallenberg to start turning these full band sketches into early studio incarnations. Exciting times indeed!

Lyrics are also recopied below as well for your listening convenience:

Lyrics

Grab your lighters
Grab your souvenirs
Grab your friends and your posters from the good years
Get your albums
Get your videos
Pack em up cuz we're headed to the big show
Downtown
At the stadium
We're gonna burn everything that we once loved
It had a time
It had a place
Then the whole world spit in their face so

Chorus:
Break all the guitars and burn em
Rock is dead they held a funeral
Once upon a time they made it
Now the DJs just replay it...

I’m not saying
That it’s all bad
Disco died but then they dug it up again
Maybe one day
All the kids will go
Guitar bass and drums, so retro
Let’s start a band
Let’s start a movement
Let’s go rock some faces in a basement
Til then
It’s a sea of
Wasted faces waiting for the bass drop

Chorus:  
Break all the guitars and burn em  
Rock is dead they held a funeral  
Once upon a time they made it  
Now the DJs just replay it...

I am an artifact
I am a dinosaur
I was alive before we started fighting gulf wars
So chalk it up
To nostalgia
I don't give a f#%& cuz I'm still gonna tell ya

Chorus x2:  
Break all the guitars and burn em  
Rock is dead they held a funeral  
Once upon a time they made it  
Now the DJs just replay it...