FinnaCorp Theme (Patreon)

How do I even explain this...

My friends started a fake company called FinnaCorp. It makes nothing, it does nothing other than hold room parties, but gosh darn it they look great doing it in their suits from 1974.Lyrics:

Do you need help with a business venture? FinnaCorp can do it (FinnaCorp can do it)

 Need a firm that can out-fox old designs. (Finna Corp can do it)

Had enough, of pushin the paper? Should be Finna hire our company

Best in town, at gettin’ a bailout and with our

 New investment capitol. We’re Finna march into your lives in 1983

When you’re thinkin’ of Value, You’re thinking of FinnaCorp.

Showing Michigan that we’re pullin’ through

When you’re thinkin’ of products, you’re thinking of FinnaCorp

Come inside and see what we’re Finna doooooooooo

The first name, in trading and profit. It’s a Synergistic how do you do

When you think of America, you’re thinking of FinnaCorp

And our FinnaCorp is thinking, FinnaCorp is thinking

FinnaCorp is thinking of youuuuuu

FinnaCorp is thinking of you!