That Don't Impress Me Much - Furry Parody (Patreon)

PLEASE don't be offended by this. This is jokes. This is fun. Tranquil my friends.

That don’t impress me much - Shania Twain

Em C G D

Em C G D

I've known a few furries who thought that they were lame

and winning big auctions could bring em furry fame

Find the biggest maker and write a blank check

Think they’ll get a royal flush with a loaded deck

A E D

owo, you think you're special

owo, you think you're something else

[Chorus]

N.C.

So you got a ten thousand dollar fursuit

C G D Em

That don't impress me much

So you got the suit but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think it’s alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

Em C G D x2

That don't impress me much

Em C G D

You’re the kind of furry with suspicious wealth

Hit so many cons it’s gettin’ bad for your health

Got enough cars to fill a parking lot

Living all alone in the McMansion you bought

A E D

owo, you think you're special

owo, you think you're something else

N.C.

Okay, so you work for Raytheon

C G D Em

That don't impress me much

So you got the drones but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

Em C G D

That don't impress me much

[Instrumental] Trombone?

Em C G D x4

Em C G D

You're one of those furs who likes to pump the machines

Stackin 20 plates and all your jerkin’ is clean

Pictures with your head on, and your body suit peeled

Got the thirstys wonderin’ if the picture is real

A E D

owo, you think you're special

owo, you think you're something else

N.C.

Okay, so you've got abs

C G D Em

That don't impress me much

So you got the glutes but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

All the, simps will drool but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

C G D

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

Em C G D

That don't impress me much! Ah uhuh yeah.

Okay so what do you think you're Scott Steiner or something?

Whatever

That don't impress me much! Oh no!

The amount in which that impresses me is “not much”!Not much impressing going on there.

woo! Beat 1 END!That don’t impress me MUCH