Chinese Pie Balloon Demo (Patreon)

Don't think too hard about this song because I'm not sure what it means either. What do you think? Is this funny? Pretty? Stupid? Good? Bad?

Still need to finish the ending, add a solo, add hand percussion, finishing vocals, the news-reel audio, THEN it will be perfect.

LYRICS:

Chinese pie balloon

BbM7  Dm   Dbm Cm7 Eb/F

What do I see in the crisp Alaskan air

I didn’t know, didn’t think they they would dare

Cm Eb

A super secret machine

Bb/D Ebm

Forbidden orb that’s in my dreams

Dm G7 Cm F

That lacks ability to steer or control its speed

Who knows the purpose of this dastardly device

That can’t be stoped by the sleet or snow or ice

Wherever the wind may blow

Is where this pie balloon will go

I bet they’ll never suspect it

even though it’s detected by looking up

Eb/F Bb

Chinese pie balloon

F/A Gm

Can I get you filled with meat or fruit

Bb/F Cm

In the morning or the afternoon

F#b5+6 F7 Bb Eb Eb/F

There’s a Chinese pie balloon

2Million bucks is small small price to pay

To make the big scary balloon go away

Bb/F                  F#aug

How did they miss the first shot?

Gm           F#aug

The F-22 doesn’t know

Bb/F                  F#aug

2 hundred feet tall and unable to dodge

Gm

Could they hit the broad side of a

Ab (build)

barn, on a barn, on a barn, on a barn

Ab Bb

Chinese pie balloon

F/A Gm

Brighter than the sun in July, balloon

Bb/F Cm

Aint no way that you can hide balloon

F#b5+6 F7   Bb Eb Eb/F

They see my Chinese pie balloon

Eb/F Bb

Chinese pie balloon

D7 D7/F#   Gm

Hear about it on the evening news

Ab9+#4 Eb

They don’t know who blew up Nordstream 2

Cm7  Cm7/F   Bb

But they love my Chinese pie balloon

Solo Chords

Gm  D/F# Bb/F   C/E x2

Bb/F  F#aug  Gm  F#aug - F(sus) F

Now feeling confident living off the thrill

That fat balloon was its first air to air kill

Not simple hobbies or toys

There’s pie balloons coming from Illinois

Aint gonna look like a clown take these balloons lying down we gotta blow them up

Chinese pie balloon

Floating up into the sky balloon

Coyotes think they’re howling at the moon

But it’s just my chinese pie balloon

KEYCHANGE!

(BUT DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE)

G C

Chinese saddle light

G/B Am7

Helping me to guide my horse at night

C/G  Dm

Wanna hold you in my arms so tight

G#b5+6  G7 C F  F/G

I need my Chinese saddle light

ONE MORE TIME (overlaps)

F/G C

Chinese pie balloon

E E7/G# Am

Anybody tell me why balloon

Bb9+#4 F

Daddy had to shoot you down so soon

Dm  E7  E7/G# Am Am  E7/G# C/G   D7/F#

I want my Chinese   pie balloon~

Outro: C/G

Fm/Ab Fm9/G  C

I want my——- Chinese Pie Balloon