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Character card: Robert (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-27 11:00:00
Imported:
2026-06
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Everyone's favourite character, Robert's stats are not too impressive, like most things about him, but has a high enough Lust to show Lena a fun time, is she so chooses. He's a Scorpio, like a certain blonde girl... 

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Johnathan F. Krapsinski

I feared he'd do much worse. With 22 stat points he is average, on same level with Ian and Lena. His value though is strongly diminished by having so much points in the lust stat so he is actually the third worst at beating other cards. The lust stat has the highest average so far therefore 7 lust can only beat 5 of the other 9 cards.

Taylor Waterman

Robbie as a person, trash. His scenes in particular though are probably some of the funnest in game. The playing during work, a great time

F. P. P.

this dude can go f* himself !

Nelly

A love him as another characters :)

Daniel

I almost always dismiss him right at the beginning and so I almost forgot he was in the game 😂

Mr. Bagge

He is off - write him off!!😄

Aklev

I can’t understand the hate for the dude. Like is it just a meme to hate him at this point? What did my boy do wrong? 😂

VALERY SMAISER

Robert is an independent, arrogant, confident, healthy guy! This is good or bad depending on the circumstances! Robert works together with a beautiful girl Lena and can be the first of all the characters in the game to persuade Lena to have sex and tame her! Robert insistently talks to Lena, tries to protect the girl from her ex and from being fired! Offers money! That's Robert's fault! Robert is hated out of jealousy! Only the author knows how Robert will manifest himself!!She won't crack even under torture !!

Breadloaf

He must've used a cheat engine to get his wits and charisma that high.

sbb0

From an objective POV, Robert is probably the most well-adjusted and stable character out of all the men in the game.

Zardoz

To bad there isn’t a friends option for Robert and Ian. I definitely prefer him to Axel.

Matt Gorman

There are of course levels of douchiness: Douche - douchebag - douchenozzle - douchecanoe - doucherocket. I'd put Robert in the last category.

VK

After reading the comments, I'm curious about how Eva herself feels about Robert and how the public's reaction to him affects her or what she plans to do with him. I may be wrong, but I don't have the feeling she writes him to be this hated by the community, so I'm worried that this negative reaction to him might take a toll on Eva. Maybe a subject to be better explored on a future Q&A?

VALERY SMAISER

And let me dream! Robert can raise his rating! Robert will claim that he is a descendant of a noble nobleman at the court of the Spanish king! Robert in a medieval doublet looks like a typical Spanish nobleman from the past !Hot blood makes Robert participate in fights and seek the most beautiful girl ! Well, now Robert can demand respect for himself ! ( Or make them respect!)

Nelly

🤗🤗🤗 so this is the answer why he is Eva’s favourite character - there are twice as many comments as compared to other characters. 😘 Will not leave anyone indifferent🤗

VALERY SMAISER

Oh! Excellent work on performing an analysis of readers ' opinions! You did it in a friendly and humorous way!Thank you for living on planet Earth!