👽 THE GAME IS FINALLY HERE! — EARLY ACCESS 🛸 (Patreon)

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2026-09-01 01:00:39

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2026-09

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After months of learning, experimenting, breaking things and rebuilding them, my first 3D game is finally ready for its first Early Access release!

👉DOWNLOAD LINK AT THE END OF THIS POST

The idea was to make something I’d always wanted to see: a weird retro alien-invasion game inspired by cheesy B-movies and games like Destroy All Humans, but mixed with the adult themes we enjoy here.

I couldn’t find many games doing anything similar — and after making one myself, I think I understand why. 😅 I’m not a programmer or a 3D modeler by trade, so this has been a huge learning experience, but I’m genuinely really happy with how it’s turning out.

The game is currently called ZLORP-9, simply because that’s the planet our little alien comes from. 👽 The name may still be provisional, though!

⚠️ FIRST EARLY ACCESS BUILD

This is the very first version, so expect some bugs and rough edges.

I’ve fixed many of the most noticeable ones, but there are still things I’m working on — Tiffany’s hair, for example, can occasionally clip through things it definitely shouldn’t. 😅 I’ll keep fixing issues as they appear.

For performance, try lowering: Effects Quality → LOW Shadow Quality → LOW

I’ll keep improving optimization as I learn more.

🛸 WHAT’S NEXT?

My goal is to gradually add:

👽 More girls🎬 More events and rewards🔫 More alien weapons and abilities🌎 More locations and encounters✨ More content in general

💬 WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW!

I also finally made a Discord server:

👉 [DISCORD LINK]

You can talk about the game, report bugs and leave feedback or ideas there. I’ll be checking suggestions for inspiration, although of course suggestions aren’t guaranteed to be added to the game.

Hopefully I configured everything correctly. 😅

⭐ NEW SUPPORT TIERS

I’ve also added a couple of optional higher tiers for anyone who wants to support my work a little more.

Nothing changes for the existing tiers — these are completely optional.

The $15 Archmage tier is mainly for supporters who want to receive new game builds earlier when they’re ready, while the $20 Extra Supporter tier has the same rewards and simply exists for anyone who wants to contribute a little extra. 💜

🎮 ITCH.IO

I’ve also made the game available through itch.io as a one-time purchase.

It’s the same game.

The itch.io version is a one-time purchase that gives you access to the game and all future updates I release for it.

Patreon, on the other hand, is for those who prefer to support my work continuously and get smaller/intermediate builds, development updates, and earlier access depending on the tier.

Both are simply different ways to support the project.