SFW Audio Early Access / Download: Breakfast With Your Vampire Girlfriend! (Patreon)

Your alarm wakes you up, and you're ready to start the day. It's time for another long day of work... is what you'd be saying if your Vampire Girlfriend wasn't clinging on to you like a pillow. It's hard to blame her, though, she's had a long night, herself. Still, it's time for your day to start; and nothing'll distract you from... well, maybe five more minutes...

Script by /u/TheUltimateInsomniac