SFW Audio Early Access / Download: Flirty Pirate Invites You Their Favorite Tavern Keeper To Join Their Crew (Patreon)

After another long journey across the seas to far-off lands, I - your flirty pirate captain - finally return to my favorite tavern and, more importantly, to you, my favorite tavern keeper. However, this time is different from my usual visits; this time, I have a proposition for you. It’s a proposition that could change both of our lives drastically, one with several implications neither of us knows how to bring up.

Script by /u/softlikestatic