Patron's Choice Poll, August 2026 (Patreon)

Hey! I'd like to put up a vote for the first ever Patron's Choice audio! As you may have seen in my announcement on Tuesday, the winning audio will be published here, with the loser on Fansly. Here are this month's candidates!Option #1: Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made You a Great Offer

You’re on the final day of a work trip with one of your long-distance coworkers from out of town and unfortunately the two of you got off on the wrong foot from practically the first minute you arrived. The bad news is that the company you work for forgot to book the last night of her hotel room. The good news is that your room has two separate beds. The question is, how long will it be until one of them is empty? Because you both had intentions of getting laid this week and you have a feeling she was as unsuccessful as you were.

Option #2: The Girl Next Door Is Moving Away And Wants To Give You An Extra Special Goodbye

The girl-next-door is moving away. You helped her pack her boxes yesterday, and now she’s knocking at your door one last time. During her goodbye, the two of you realize that you’ll miss each other more than you thought. Now, before she has to go, you show each other how you really feel.

Vote in the poll below! The winner will get posted here on August 26th! The loser will be published over on my Fansly.