Early Access: Porn Valley Getaway (Patreon)

We had a whole romantic trip to Paris planned to celebrate our big anniversary … but then life happened; the world upended, and that got nixed. Now, though, we’re finally free to treat ourselves—only, in the meantime, I convinced you to let me plan a new vacation, no questions asked.

You see, sometimes the two of us like to watch porn together, and we both like a particular actress, who does a lot of scenes for one company that rents the same mansion for shoots, over and over again—and I’ve managed to not only locate it, but rent it for a week.

The plan? Say “fuck you” to the outside world for seven days and just fuck each other silly by filming some amateur reboots of your most favorite scenes—starting with a POV blowjob from a bikini-clad cock aficionado right on the doorstep - before moving onto the others!