Early Access / Download: Check Your Phone, Your Roomie Just Sent You Something (Patreon)

One would assume without even thinking that your grown-ass roommate  probably spends some of his alone-time pleasuring himself. Over the past  few months, though, you’ve picked up on some context clues that spell  out exactly when he’s doing it. Not that you’re judging: he’s a grown  man, after all, and it’s not like he’s blatant about it—and besides, you  do the same. Only now that you know, you have this idea that’s just  nagging at you: not only being totally upfront and open about what  you’re each up to, but then using each other to get it done. And somehow  the fact that he’s not even your type makes the idea of using each  other as human sex toys even hotter. You can’t get it out of your head.  And tonight, while he’s out, you wonder if confessing it all out loud in  a voice memo will somehow alleviate your imagination … not that you’d  ever actually send it to him … no, not at all …