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(Actual) WARNING: If you're a very anxious person, this might fuck you up. Do not risk it because you will not be amused.

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M_Kim

What in the april fools is this?!? 😂😂

Allons-y Alonso

oh look my inner voice is an outside voice now 💀

Bitesized02

Even for April fools day your audios still hit. Fuckin hell

Dollface

Ok, but this actually made me laugh rather than fucking me up.😂 Only you, Todd.

Nikki

April 1, 2022: Today the voice of Nikki's internal monolgue will be played by Todd

Eve Sinclair

In style Todd as always on this day.

Soul Stealer

And you say you don’t do sleep aids. 😏

lisuluu

Can't wait till this day is over 🤡

sage

i read the “putting you down” and just assumed that todd was straight up killing us

ShrinkingMolly

This is 100% my inner monologue at all times, but hearing it on the outside just sounds ridiculous. I could not stop laughing and/or screaming. Which was an amazing release seeing as I'm just getting out of work. Thank you, Todd!

Kelly

Identity theft is not a joke Todd 😩 millions of families suffer every year!!

TheScriptCabinet

"There's no need to fret about your impact on the world. You've never had any." That hit harder than I thought. 😂😭

Alex

Ah yes, degradation kink but make it ✨️extra spicy✨️

grey

oh god i hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

MJ

Todd to audio porn

Allysa

I really needed this today 🥺

tamara

this meshes really well with my self-deprecating sense of humor 😂 thank you for delivering on this sacred day 🙏

Aradia

Perfection 🖤☠️🖤

Just your average gal

Didn't expect anything less than this perfection on the most important shitpost day of the year

Katmomma

Fuck. My inner monologue when I’m having bad days.

chloe

do you really mean it?? that’s so sweet of you to say

Barbara

This is the best day of my life. Thank you.

Aurora

I'm concerned for the people in these comments 🤣

poe

if this is what my inner monologue really sounded like i probably wouldn’t hate suffering alone with my thoughts so much

lynn

i.... need to go to therapy

Kat... just Kat

"His voice was sweet and seductive. But that wasn't the worst of all. The good dog leaned close to my ear and close to my throat. And he spoke in the kindest voice of all..." If my demons were as articulate as you, Todd, the zaps would be *way* more enticing.

Kat... just Kat

(by the way, for my fellow strugglebus co-passengers, I'm glad you're weathering the bumps and hope the ride smooths out for you soon) 💜

Mia Stinson

i’m conflicted lmao. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Skylark

literally my inner monologue some days lmao 🤣

Victoria

me to myself after reading some to me curling fanfic

Blue

Thank you for the warning, Todd.

Joy

Hey Tod, define “reverse comfort”

Joey

Aaa just the validation i needed !!!

Lily

this is my 13th reason

Lily

starting to think he isn’t acting anymore

Ash

this honestly just made me laugh, and in that way it was a comfort… so job failed… successfully?

Winter Collinns

Wow.. this one is interesting! A sort of fun twisted play on my own mind. Not sure why this makes me want to write poetry 🤣 what is wrong with me lmao. WHY am I like this hahaha

Kris

This was perfect... now make it meaner 😈

Mo

now why did i enjoy this

Mo

"i've never heard anyone say a good thing about u" prommy ? 🥺

suckerpunk

Using the end of this as my new work email sign off.