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cupidpls

Thank you thank you thank you 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

sword 🗡️

IM LITERALLY ON VACATION IN MEXICO HOW DID U KNOW

poppy

we’re eating good this week 🍴

Turquoise

SLEEP AID??? OMFG MY DREAM FINALLY CAME TRUE

canihaveasandwichpls

i do have to hear ur voice in the middle of the night to go to sleep how did u know that

Turquoise

also he rlly said "yall whores WISH to have my number" 😭😭 and its true

Muu

Whuuuh? What did I wake up to? Am I dreaming? Is this real????

bonusedcurse

just got off work and now I get to get off 🙏🏽

Mia

Jeeesus. I love your descriptions and imagery. Of course I loved every bit, and the sexual part was chef’s kiss. The non-sexual part, in the beginning? Pure poetry. It’s insane that this is improv. If you wrote a book, I’d buy it.

anon

AM I HALLUCINATING

taryn

I haven’t listened to this yet but if these damn cheeky little comments don't stop soon I will pass out

Kelly

Imagine not sharing your number with contrabands 😢 The fact that this was a goddamn delight ALMOST makes me overlook the dangling of that snapchat over our heads.. almost 🤡

Qwaz

See, I was fully invested, and then the “delicioso” completely sent me 😂

Wren

Mmmmm… this is the one. This is the fucking one

Elina

a mimir