Let's get an early start on next month's!!! (Patreon)

EDIT: one ship per comment please!!!!

EDIT AGAIN: guys stop trying to get us sent to hell!!!!!!!!

while we wait for this month's audio to be finished, let's get a head start on september's!!!!

for this one, i want you guys to tell me your favorite "crack" ships... for those of you who read less fanfiction in high school than i did, a crack ship is "a ship that is highly ridiculous, bizarre, disturbing, and/or unlikely to ever become canon" (keep it within Patreon's TOS, obviously).

make sure to look at what other people have commented! the top ships with the most likes will be our poll choices next month <3 (if your ship isn't cracky (???) enough then i'm not counting it, so put ur whole anigomussy into it)