Third Eye Book 2, Chapter 22 (Patreon)

A new chapter of Third Eye Book 2 is available for patrons of all levels!

The second-to-last chapter of the book! Let's not do anything crazy now. I know we've all been having fun spitting in the face of decency, but that's no reason to get unreasonable. We can all stay on the ground and off the giant, metal death machine. There's no shame in not being killed. In fact, I'd say choosing to live is the least shameless thing you can do!

Let's all turn around, ignore the big metal death contraption, and- wait, wait, wait what are you doing!? NO! NOO PLEASE NO GOD NO, DON'T MAKE ME RIDE IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS! I KNOW I'M IN THE BIG KID'S GROUP, BUT I DON'T WANNA RIDE HAL JORDAN'S DICK SMASHING MACHINE! MY ONLY FRIENDS AT THIS SUMMER CAMP ARE MY OLDER BROTHER'S FRIENDS AND I HAVEN'T DEVELOPED A STRONG ENOUGH SENSE OF SELF TO BRANCH OUT ON MY OWN! WHAT KIND OF RULE IS THAT ANYWAY?! NOT EVERY PRETEEN WANTS TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS! THAT'S STUPID!! IF YOU TOOK THIS JOB FOR A FREE TRIP TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN INSTEAD OF WATCHING KIDS SO THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T HAVE TO, YOU'RE THE ONE AT FAULT HERE, NOT ME! THIS SUMMER DAY CAMP SUCKS!!

Oh wait, bro, do you remember the old commercials for Hurricane Harbor? Those shits was relaxing as fuck, I wanna go water slidin'.