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Your PROTECTIVE VAMPIRE CRUSH Captures You [kiss triggers] [teasing] ASMR rp (Patreon)

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2024-04-22 20:00:04
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2026-06
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BONUS AUDIO ALERT! :D This month has been spicer than usual, huh? Thank you to the patron that gave me this audio idea! Follow the link below to watch now.

https://felka.vids.io/videos/1190d5b71e1be0c898/your-protective-vampire-crush-captures-you-kiss-triggers-teasing-asmr-rp

lots of love from me to you <3

~ felka

Comments

DInfiltrator

Oooh, new website! Works great to me, hope it's easy for you to work with as well. Quite the interestining predicament we wake up to. A flirty vampire captured us and tied us up and is now toying with us. Oh geez, oh heck, oh no, how horrible. And maybe dirty jokes to boot? What torture. Intresting bit about moving away. If we told her we're moving, we probably told her where we're moving to. Maybe she didn't want a long-distance thing. All that flying may make the vampire go batty. You didn't miss the U-Hauls, though, because u hauled us out of the house. And she follows up with a very enticing offer. Free room and board, but I do wonder where exactly where she lives, especially after that "house in the trees" bit. The "human seasonings" line makes me wonder if there are vampire-specific seasonings. Vampires are often noted as being weak to garlic. Maybe there's a vampire seasoning that's "I Can't Believe It's Not Garlic Powder" or something. If she lives in the forest, the sun does still shine there. Maybe she stops under a very heavy canopy of leaves, or maybe she's built her own little place underground to avoid the sun. Or this could all be done at night, unless she sparkles in the sun, too. (This is still a better love story than Twilight xD) It's nice that the vampire lady who kidnapped us because we were moving away and she didn't want us to is now asking our permission and confirmation we want her. That and the line about dreaming about her are super cute except for the aforementioned kidnapping thing. Small details. It's a smart tactic to get us all worked up and emotional so we're less able to make a rational decision about living with her now instead of--wait, a bidet? Sign me up! Vampire tropes are fun and all, but I like them in a modern setting, mostly because you see how they adapt to the world around them if they're the centuries old/immortal kind, or how they deal with modern conveniences if they're younger. Plus, you get to make jokes about Twilight. Yes, this character kidnapped us and took us away to stay with her, but the calm tone of voice and specific things she promises us make me think she actually cares about us more than most other "yandere kidnapper" stereotypes. Plenty of flirting, some flirty jokes, some cute jokes, and a character more complex and caring than one might think at first glance. This was wonderful.

SkitL

Bloody awesome audio really hit the nail on the head with this one Felka