Fire Escape has new merch, just in time for the holidays! (Patreon)

Do you need a reminder of the world's best podcast while you sip your morning joe? Do you need a new mousepad? Or a shirt that shows off your sweet stomach? Or a holiday sweater that definitely has absolutely no double meaning whatsoever? Well, you're in luck! Fire Escape has all of these and more, with their new merch line. Head here to buy a holiday gift for yourself or another extremely intelligent person who listens to the best podcast this side of the Milky Way.