Commissioned Story: Old Folk Home: Part One (Patreon)

It was hell being here. No, maybe in a way, worse than hell. It was undue torture for a man like him. Those jackbooted fascists had to arrest him for the love of what he did. The love of getting drunk and tearing a mailbox out of the ground and throwing it at a guy's car for honking too loudly. That's a reasonable reaction for any man to have, and yet the judge acted like he was a menace. COWARD! Everyone should just understand he was having fun, but clearly, jokes were illegal now, he guessed. Thankfully, because he had a lot of money from his family, he didn't have to worry about prison. Even though the judge was mad as hell about how blatant the corruption was, she had no way to stop this. He was so smug as he smirked at her, knowing that once again, a man like him had so easily won this fight! But despite it all, something went on in her head. As if she had a way to win against him and men like him, with her declaration, it really felt like she struck a blow against him.

He just had no idea how bad it was. 20 hours of community service... at an old folks' home! Now that was a lot like hell to him. So, every day after work, he has to work there for a minimum of 2 hours, and he just wants to not be there at all! Even coming to the place, The Golden Queens, he wanted to rip a mailbox out of the ground and throw it at the judge's car. But as he was entering the place, he had an amazing idea. All he had to do was convince one of these nurses to let him stay the night to make sure none of these old wrinkling bags croak, and he could spend 9 hours here and get almost half of it done in one go, while he could just laze around and do nothing! It was perfect, knowing old people, they are all asleep at 3 PM and don't wake up till 1 PM! Rubbing his hands in delight, his master plan to escape this torture was already in the bag!When he entered the retirement home, wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket, not like anything a nurse should wear, the first thing he saw, to his shock, was the nurse! Holy crap, did this place hit the jackpot or what?! The woman was a curvy Latina who was wearing blue scrubs that seemed to be almost exploding from her chest and ass. Her rosy lips puckered as her long dark hair reached her hips, as she was pushing a wheelchair for one of the old people. An elderly woman with a weird-looking hat, holding a big brown purse, and having a snarl on her face. The muscular man took one good look at her and the nurse and knew he was in the right place. An old hag like that obvioisly pissess off a nurse this fine, and so the nurse would have no problem wanting his help. When the nurse saw him, she smiled and waved.

"Oh, you're the new volunteer, I'm glad! My time is coming up, so I'll hand you your papers and some advice!"He didn't hear any of the next words out of her mouth. He was too busy thinking about how sexy this nurse was, as he was checking her fat ass out. The woman in the wheelchair noticed and growled a bit at him. When the nurse looked away to check on something, he made sure to growl right back in anger. Like hell he would allow this woman to ever get an edge against him. The truth is, the second he could get away with it, he was going to put dirt in this hag's food. If she's trying to get in the way of him getting laid, then she would be punished for it! It was coming to the night, and while he was going to miss seeing the hot Latina nurse, in a way, he was glad she was leaving. It gave him time to do his favorite part of this job. Nothing. The moment that the hottie nurse left, he was going to make the old bitty pay.Watching the nurse leave, giving him a list of things he had to do, the guy only had two thoughts. That this piece of paper was going in the trash, and DAMN did she have an amazing ass. Watching her leave was pretty fun for him, but what was going to be even more fun was having the fun of the place before he slept for a few hours like a little baby. No way this place was going to be a problem for him! The place was full of little old ladies, most of whom seemed not to even know they were in the 21st century. Like they'd provide him any challenge, but as he was reminded of the old woman who looked at him crossly and growled, well, she was going to get some pain for her. Probably spike her water with some hard liquor. Now that would be a fun sight, watching the old bat choke on some of that stuff. Many would ask how a man like him would have a flask hidden on him, despite his crime of being publicly drunk and dangerous because of it.Well, the reason for that is that he was just really good at hiding it! It was how he was, despite his rather large size, able to sneak across the hallway, and no one could hear him. As he slipped his way to the old woman's room, he poked the door open just slightly and saw a rather bizarre sight. The wheelchair woman, who was rather wrinkled and tired-looking before, looked a lot more vibrant now. Wearing a red dress, fixing up her grey hair, and putting on some red lipstick. Almost like the old woman thought she was going on a date! But with whom?! There was no man here for her to lay her ugly, wrinkled ass on him and swap dentures with. Most likely, the poor woman was crazy, thinking she was going to be on a date with someone today. Well, while she was obviously senile, he knew how to make this more fun. Make the senile woman get drunk! Thus, he snuck around the old folks' home, not wanting to get caught by anyone. Spiking the old broad's drink and watching her choke on it will be hilarious, he thought.

Having no sympathy for an elderly woman, he headed to her room to spike her drink, expecting her to be fast asleep. What he saw next was something that would haunt him for the rest of his days. It was the old granny, working out in the room. It wasn't a little light workout either. No, this was easily one of the most intense workouts he had ever seen in his life! He thought he had seen tough before, but that was NOTHING compared to what he's looking at now. It was her working out with the largest set of weights he had ever seen in all of his life. He had never seen weights THIS large, being practically bigger than her! The elderly woman was doing squats with them, at such a speed it was hard to believe! The force behind it was actually moving him back, but even as he was pushed back, he got a good look at her room. Everything inside of it looked to be weights just as large, or even bigger! The amount of strength to do what she was doing right now, lifting so far beyond her own weight at the speed she was, was nothing short of incredible! Even if she were a woman in her prime, it would seem impossible, and given her age, even MORE insane! In fact, it was obvious to him how strong the old woman was, immediately.

The old bat was stronger than him. He shook his head, trying to figure out how this was possible. Arms that small and as frail as hers should snap like a TWIG even trying to lift something a FIFTH as heavy as what she's lifting right now! The obvious answer was that the weight happened to be fake! It didn't matter how real it looked, or the fact that he was pushed aside so easily. No, it had to be fake! No way a woman could be stronger than him, especially one so old! With his mind certain that this was a fake, he knew how to sneak in and place the drug in her system. Would probably be even better, given that he knows she works out. It would be the funniest sight of all, her trapped on the floor and unable to move, everyone thinking it was from her fake weights. As he slowly moved in, as silently as he could, he was glad she was facing away from him. Dressed in that ugly old shawl of hers, the elderly woman was now doing deadlifts with the weights, and every time the weight hit the ground, he felt a SHAKE! His mind was coming up with excuses for how that happened, such as construction work on the street.

Moving as silently as he could, he made sure to move past one of the weights. Still, when he moved his other foot, he accidentally touched one of the weights, and it was at that moment that she heard him approaching. Without any hesitation, the old woman spun around and tossed the weight RIGHT at him. The poor guy was beyond shocked, and at his best speed, lifted his arms up. He was able to actually catch the thrown weight at him, but the force made him slam RIGHT into the wall. The pain was overwhelming, as he couldn't even let out a scream of pain. Than, he hit the ground, with the bar right on top of him. He knew what he had to do. Before she went to get someone to punish him, he had to get out of there! It would be her word against his, and people WILL believe him! With that, he grabbed the bar and began to lift with all of his might! It was hard, but with all of his might, he felt his arms flex as he began pushing up! With his incredible might, he was actually pushing the weight off him! Just barely, before the bar slammed down back on him. It was just too heavy for him to actually remove it.As he was struggling to lift this weight at all, he suddenly felt it lift off him. Maybe, as he foolishly thought, this was thanks to his OWN strength! That was when he realized why the weight had lifted off of him. Before he knew it, the elderly woman grabbed him by his neck and hoisted him up! Both of her hands were lifting massive weights that a woman of her size shouldn't be able to lift at all. In fact, he couldn't lift this off with one hand! The way this elderly woman was able to do so with ease should have been what scared him to death. But it was her face that REALLY scared him. It was a face twisted in anger, and yet at the same time, seemed to be rather amused. Almost like she was WAITING for him to come in here. When she spoke, it was with a voice far harsher and more critical than he had ever imagined a voice would come from a woman like her."Interesting, I was waiting for you to come in here. I could tell instantly that you wanted to mess with me... well, don't worry, little man, I have NO problem messing with the likes of YOU! Just as the rest of us will."

At that moment, the large muscle man could hear something from behind him, and what he saw was a sight that would change everything he believed in. He saw many elderly women, all giggling... and all who were in gym wear."Now... how would you feel being our new WEIGHT?"