Supergirl Vs He-Man (Patreon)

“I AM THE MASTER OF GAMES, HERE TO TEST WHO IS STRONGER AMONG TWO GRAND CHAMPIONS! I HAD CHOSEN THEM BECAUSE THE POWER THEY BOTH REPRESENT IS BEYOND ANYTHING THE STRONGEST WOULD BELIEVE POSSIBLE! BOTH CONSIDERED HEROES OF THEIR WORLDS, WHO HAVE NEVER FACED TRUE DEFEAT IN THE ART OF COMBAT! IT WAS DECIDED, BY ME, TO SEE WHO THE GREATER CHAMPION WAS! NEITHER OF THEM IS FROM THE SAME WORLD, AND YET, IT IS NO DOUBT THEY WOULD BE THE STRONGEST ON EACH OF THEIR WORLDS! THE LOCATION OF COMBAT IS ONE I HAVE CREATED PERSONALLY! THE RULES OF COMBAT ARE ONE OF SUBMISSION… OR DEATH! THUS, THE BATTLE BEGINS TWO MIGHTY WARRIORS… SUPERGIRL, AND HE-MAN!”

The two of them were already there, in a massive field of grass where the sky was as blue as the ocean, as both of them were more than confused by what was going on. He-Man had just defeated an entire army of Skeletor’s elite warriors, trying to destroy all of Eternia for the 3,500th time. Supergirl herself had just finished with a LOT of drinking at a bar in Brazil. He-Man had just saved his world, while Supergirl was busy getting her crunk on. Supergirl looked at the huge muscular man in a loincloth and pointed at him while giggling.

“Oh jeez, it’s Thundarr the Barbarian!”

He-Man had no idea what she had just said to him. Was that one of the foes he had just slain a short while ago? Well, most likely, given her small size, strange clothes, and the fact that she was obviously very drunk, she must have been some fair maiden of a strange circus. Getting her away from this strange place that he had no idea why he was even here was his priority. He-Man got close to the drunk Supergirl and grabbed her by her arm. Normally, this would cause Supergirl to get very angry with him, but she was actually very mellow. That was because of the little thing around her neck that was making sure she was as mellow as could be, a special form of Kryptonite! Teal Kryptonite! It not only let her get drunk on Earth, but calmed her down to a pleasing mood so she was no problem to anyone when she did get drunk. Because of this, neither of them would be attacking the other! One was a hero and never would harm a young, defenseless woman, and Supergirl was so chill that you could be biting her face and she would just laugh and say You go, dude. This would not do well for the game master.

If he was going to make these two heroes clash, he was going to have to get them mad. Doing that, however, would be very easy. With just a snap of his fingers, the vibrations were sent out to the battlefield and entered the heads of the two fighters. While the vibrations did nothing for Supergirl, whose head was full of liquor and Teal Kryptonite waves, He-Man was more than affected. His skin almost seemed to turn red as his hair shook, his teeth gritting as he felt his muscles expand and he was growing more and more irritated. Why was she even here, alongside him, in this strange place?! Perhaps she did this to him, as a scheme for Skeletor! It would explain her stupid S on her chest, most likely for Skeletor! Proving that this little strumpet was one of his, and he was going to make her pay! His mind, driven by such rage that he wasn’t thinking at all, went on the vicious attack against her! Not holding back at all when he lifted her overhead and began swinging her as fast as he could.

It was with enough force to turn most people into goo, from how hard he was swinging her around. The force he was twisting her around should have been enough to kill anyone, and He-Man didn’t even care. The great hero was just too hostile and aggressive for any sign of his heroism to prevent this. He-Man was now using an impressive amount of strength that was far too much for any human to even survive! But for Supergirl, she wasn’t having any problem with any of this! In fact, it was actually really enjoyable what was going on.  Kind of like a really fun gyro spin, as if she was on an amusement ride! Supergirl lifted her arms up and was cheering at how fun it was, even letting out a scream of pure joy. He-Man heard the screaming, and even in his altered state that he wasn’t able to truly think about, knew it was not from fear. It was a scream like a little kid at an amusement park!

It wasn’t even close to painful or scary for her; this was instead a really fun game! Just cheering and laughing, as this was the most fun she had had in a long time. Even with the effects of her calming Kryptonite, it was getting hard for her to have fun. When one is as powerful as she is, it just isn’t easy for her to have any difficulty at all in what activity she does. So the spinning she was currently a part of was actually pretty fun, because of how fast and forceful it was. It was exciting for Supergirl, and the thought that she would be harmed by this act didn’t even enter her mind. Why should she be worried at all, when nothing could harm her. He-Man, while unable to hear her mind, knew he was going to have to make her realize he could crush her. Which is what he was about to do by gripping her as hard as he could with his hand before he lifted her as high as he could in the air. With enough force from his grip, he was going to have no problem flattening her!

Just about anyone would be faced with bones that would shatter from his grip. Instead, for Supergirl, it kind of felt like a nice massage! He-Man slammed Supergirl upon the ground as hard as he could, with the force of one who would swing a war hammer. The sheer speed alone caused friction to nearly explode, as he felt his arm flex as hard as he could. He-Man had no hesitation at all with his attack against her, as her body slammed right down to the ground at full force. The force was so great that it actually shook the very planet that the two were fighting on, as fractures began that were shaking the continent. He-Man embedded Supergirl’s body as deeply as he could into the ground, as a crater formed from the sheer force. What he had just done, the way he had swung her, had enough force to rival more than a million megatons of weaponry. He-Man’s strength was greater than any man, or even man-made weapon! All of the power in the universe, as he was the strongest of them all!

Nothing should ever be able to oppose him. If He-Man wanted to break you, you would be BROKEN! But no matter what he did, Supergirl just didn’t BREAK! Even when He-Man grabbed Supergirl by her neck and hip, as he lifted her high in the air and began to pull as hard as he could, she wasn’t ripped in half! Instead, Supergirl was just moaning in some pleasure at it.

“Hmm… that feels good… do it more!”

He-Man was not in a good mood when he heard that. It sounded like a direct INSULT towards him! It didn’t matter that Supergirl was clearly not trying to insult him; it sounded like one to him! He-Man would not let this go as he slammed her down on the ground as quickly and as hard as he could. The sheer kinetic force from it actually caused the air to EXPLODE once again, as the sound burst was enough to shatter the bones of just about anyone else in the universe. To say it was a vicious attack would be an understatement. The throw alone should have been enough for an attack. However, all of this was just to set up the next vicious attack, one that He-Man wished to unleash to kill Supergirl! Supergirl slammed against the ground, once again, with maybe twice as much force as the last time. Supergirl wanted to laugh at the ride, but she didn’t when the fists came.

He-Man rained blow after blow upon his body! His fists were stronger than any missile on Earth or even Krypton, and faster! He-Man’s rage was inflaming him, as he felt his entire body become red! He was going to absolutely flatten her, as he delivered killing blow after killing blow. With his strength, one punch alone had the power to kill all the beings of Earth and Eternia combined. Calling him the strongest attacker to ever exist would have been an insult. It would have been like comparing a supernova to a firecracker. No, at this moment, He-Man was the strongest force in all of the multiverse, as he made sure that Supergirl was nothing more than paste! Each blow was larger than her head, almost as large as her entire torso, as he struck her from her legs to her face, and all at speeds impossible to calculate! Even He-Man himself was struggling to see his own arms striking like lightning as he smashed her down. Every single blow meant to rupture her from the inside out, or just leave her a bloodstain.

As He-Man bashed her, each fist roaring louder than thunder, he did feel something. Pain. As if punching Supergirl was hurting HIM, no matter how many times he struck her body! It shouldn’t be possible at all! Nothing should be able to hurt him, given the way he was attacking her right now! With all of the adrenaline and fire inside of him, he shouldn’t even feel her at all! Actually, the fact that he was still feeling her body at all made no sense to him! It didn’t matter that she should just be paste in general! It was the fact that, at this moment, he should feel utterly numb from pure rage and fury at her for trying to oppose him. Any feeling he feels from striking her shouldn’t exist at all! He-Man had become utterly numb to any feeling as he killed her! The only reason he could feel Supergirl was because of how durable she was! As if he was hitting something, or someone, who was just far stronger than him!

It made no sense at all; he was attacking a SuperGIRL, while he was a He-MAN! What could even come close to matching his power?! That perhaps she really was a rival to him! No, such a thing couldn’t be true! He-Man was going to have to finish this with all of his might, and finally kill her! He-Man stopped striking her and lifted his gigantic arms. For a brief moment, he noticed two things. The fact that his fists were tingling, and the giggling laughter of Supergirl, who was in a crater that was now the size of Metropolis itself! While the entire planet had begun shaking from the sheer force of He-Man’s blows, Supergirl had NO bruises on her! Not a single mark on her perfect skin! How could this even be possible?! He-Man didn’t know at all, and his rage was now at a fever pitch. When he grabbed Supergirl by her neck, he lifted her and began choking her, one-handed. His gigantic hand was thick enough to actually fit around her waist. The grip was enough to even turn coal into diamond, and so, should have enough power to snap her neck like a twig!

As He-Man felt his arm twitch, veins ready to burst, He-Man let out a low, powerful, guttural growl and saw something dangling from her neck. A small amulet that was slightly glowing. The glow got in his eye and quickly annoyed him, so he put his finger around the necklace. It felt like it was radiating something, and He-Man broke into a devilish smirk. It meant only one thing, in his mind. Most likely this was the source of Supergirl’s power. Without even trying, he ripped off the chain from her and, catching the glowing rock, Prince Adam crushed it into dust. Utterly destroying whatever it was in his hands, removing it from the fight as a whole. With that pendant gone, He-Man was certain that she was going to die. In fact, it was clear from her face that even she knew he was right! The face she was making was no longer the big smile on her face that made He-Man happy. It meant she finally recognized he could put her down, and she knew she was doomed!

It was at that moment he noticed what her face actually was. Pure rage and annoyance. In a flash, He-Man saw something else in his eyes. A fist. The impact from the fist of Supergirl across the fist of He-Man caused a mass blur of color to happen, as her fist was faster than light itself. The impact alone was enough to reverberate at least several hundred times a microsecond. He-Man’s skull felt the impact against him as his entire body nearly liquified on contact from the fist. Supergirl only merely threw a jab to hit He-Man, but already the crackle of energy caused the very ground under her and He-Man to EXPLODE! Not just a small amount of the ground under them, ALL OF IT! The planet under them cracked and fractured all from the force of her single blow against the face of He-Man, whose nose was now in another place on his face. He-Man didn’t know the very planet they were on was exploding at all, or even worse, a second fist was coming for him. He-Man was still ready to feel the pain of the blow upon his face before she fired a left hook right into his abs.

The second blow almost caused He-Man to snap right in half, as her small fist hit abs bigger than her hand. He-Man’s abs were so hard that if he wanted, he could crunch diamonds with them! It was usually powerful enough to protect him from anything else. Didn’t matter how deadly the spell, blade, or claw was, they all broke against his chest. Which was why it was such a bad thing for him to feel like they instantly got crushed by the force. He-Man let out a pitiful cry, one almost about how he needed help, and instantly another blow came right for him. He-Man didn’t even have time to put up a defense against the attack. Mostly because he just wasn’t fast enough to do so, and was too injured to even attempt it. The fact was, the first jab Supergirl threw at He-Man was it. It was all that she needed to win the fight. Any other attacks were just not needed at all for Supergirl to further win the fight.

Which was why even those who hated He-Man would admit it was harsh to see Supergirl punch He-Man again for the fifth time with enough force to break his spine. The sixth blow struck the right side of his ribs, crushing them into a fine powder. Her seventh blow struck the right pec of He-Man, leaving a several-inch-deep fist impact into He-Man’s body. Her eighth blow went into the right side of his jaw, almost removing it clean. To tell you, the rest of the blow impacts would not be needed at all, though the game master himself, watching all of these himself, had to admit in terror there was a reason he couldn’t figure out what was going on. Because he didn’t even see the first punch happen, before Supergirl had already struck He-Man with her 162,725th blow. He-Man didn’t even fall unconscious from the second blow, before the 386,296th blow crunched even the remaining dust in his ribs to atoms. To say these blows would be life-ending for He-Man would not be true at all. Supergirl was a hero, and so made sure none of these blows would end in his death. He-Man was lucky like that, because if she wasn’t such a good, lovely hero, he wouldn’t become a mass of broken muscles formerly known as a prince, but instead, a big red mist from her first blow!

Supergirl was even nice enough to stop hitting him before her 1,000,000th, a good 999,999 punches in him, before she then went on to 999,999 kicks, all across his body! He was already beyond pain, as she went up and down across his body, left and right, delivering faster-than-light kicks that each one alone had more than 3x the strength of her punches! A heavy hook kick to the neck, a roundhouse kick to his side, even quickly wrapping her ankles around his gigantic wrist and doing a spin to break an arm that had already broken a few thousand times. Though even with He-Man beyond feeling pain as his brain was fried from feeling her 6th punch, that one had to hurt. Again, all held back to make sure he could survive these attacks, before she stopped at her 999,999th kick. With that, she grabbed his long locks, and with barely any effort from her wrist muscles, went to spinning him around! Treating him like a human flail, she made sure he spun as quickly as she wanted before causing a gravitational wave with her spin. The entire planet under them felt the spin… and the debris from the planet began to move.

See, each blow against He-Man sent a shockwave across the planet. Each one at least twice as bad as the last. By the time she had hit him with her 1,000th punch, the planet was in danger of destabilizing. The planet began to fracture by her 3,000th punch. Before she even hit him with her first kick, the planet was functionally gone and was now more of an asteroid field than anything left. It was only worse for its remains, as it was attracted to the force being generated by her spinning He-Man so quickly. As He-Man’s massive, muscular he-body had started to generate enough force to crackle space-time itself, Supergirl flicked him away with barely any effort on her part. But to He-Man and the rest of the universe, He-Man was thrown through the universe itself! Right through the universe itself, shattering right past the barrier… and being sent back to Eternia. Not with enough force to destroy it, but it did cause quite a shake of Eternia when he landed. For Supergirl, she just stretched a bit, puffed her chest out, and yawned a bit before the game master teleported her back to where she was as quickly as he could. In utter fear and terror at what he had seen, the game master vowed NEVER to do this again with her. The rage, the power, the sheer SUPER he saw from her… how could he hope to survive that when she delivered all that ire to him?

He didn’t see Supergirl was back at a bar before she let out a rather mighty yawn, wiped her eyes, and immediately sat down on a barstool, lifting two fingers. For dear Supergirl… that was just all reflexive. Her body acting on her female Kryptonian natural senses. Luckily, He-Man didn’t fight her when she was fully awake and sober… she mighta been rather mean and even really tried to hurt him in their fight. But he was lucky, and so, as Supergirl got a drink, she guzzled it down… forgetting she ever fought a He-Man. Not like he was any real threat. Now a She-Girl or the like… that could be a fun fight…