Commissioned Story: Princess Daisy (Patreon)

It was a long road. Getting from here to there. That was what most of the koopas felt as they were marching across the land, envious of those in the airships. It was a four-pronged attack, as their commander Bowser put it. Air, land, earth, and spirit. One Koopa wanted to point out that two of those were redundant, and Bowser responded in kind with a fire blast that flash-fried him. Bowser was of a mood this time, but one of such glee and delight. Anyone attempting to sour him would get soured back in the worst kind of way. Bowser had a NEW plan to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom and make Princess Peach his bride. Instead of invading her as he usually did, he’ll invade Sarasland and make Princess Daisy his bride! It wasn’t an obvious plan to a dullard, Bowser gleefully thought to himself.

Why did he fail to capture Peach? Three words. Mario and Luigi. What does the Mushroom Kingdom have? The Mario Bros. Sarasland has none. Conquer this land, and the Mario Brothers will be too late. Once they come to the land on orders of Peach, Bowser will have to spring his trap on them, making them unable to leave as he and his forces go to the Mushroom Kingdom and repeat it with the woman he WANTS to marry. Though when Bowser got a good look at Daisy, well while Peach was the girl for him, he wasn’t gonna complain about how she looked. Bowser was actually shocked the idea of marrying Daisy didn’t come to him sooner. Why, it was almost as if something was stopping him from doing so.

Bowser didn’t mind, he was doing it now and he was going to have his way with her and her land. Everyone knew that Sarasland was more a resort kingdom compared to the real ones, with an even smaller and weaker standing army than the pitiful one in the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser was certain that just 10 shy guys could conquer these lands. So bringing 30,000 Shy Guys, 120,000 Koopas, 150,000 Goombas, and a few thousand other kinds of beings would make this battle last as long as… well just saying 120,000 Koopas stomped on Sarasland. Add in his war machines and magic, the Koopa Kingdom will conquer this land in a matter of minutes and then march off, Mario and Luigi getting here by the time Bowser and his forces were in the Mushroom Kingdom! The best part is, no heroes were here to stop him, so who can?!

Princess Daisy herself looked out at her window, watching the sight of the army, and was miffed. Here they were, about to RUIN her tennis practice with her trainers. No one in the royal courtyard saw what was going on, given they were in the very middle of the walled and protected city, and the guards on the wall, as Daisy could see, were FINALLY seeing the army come. That was because she had requested they have state-of-the-art binoculars. They probably didn’t even see the size and scope of the army coming, and as one guard ran to warn her, Daisy knew by the time he warned her and everyone there, the other guards would see it wasn’t 10,000 invading, it was more like 400,000.

Daisy was glad to have her superior eyesight, helped her with these exact kinds of problems. Not only was it good for her sporting and kart challenges, but it also protected her kingdom. Daisy adored her friend Peach…. Very much adored her, but she never wanted to be like Peach. As in, need a hero to save her. Daisy was more of a hands-on girl like that. Daisy didn’t have much time to warn all her friends here that their training for the next sporting event was going to be put on pause because of a bad case of invasion from a foreign power. No Daisy had a much clearer idea of what to do.

Daisy ran across her castle with incredible blinding speed. What any princess needs in this kind of situation, is the right kind of tools. Most would pick clumsy swords, slow and heavy armor, and big shields that were too heavy to run with. No, Daisy had a much better assortment of tools on her person—a more royal kind of weaponry. When Daisy assembled her wears, she sprinted through her bright and happy kingdom, knowing what she had to do. Everyone in Sarasland was happy and cheery, ever since she had become the ruler of it. Daisy knew that if she was to make sure this happiness stayed forever, she had to protect it.

Too bad for the goombas, she always found their little teeth very adorable. Still, you have to do what you have to do. Daisy passed by the guard who had just left the wall and ran across the wall itself to get to the top. Getting everyone off the wall and very far away from it was easy. Making sure to do so while not dropping her equipment was the hard part. Though the fact she did so with no problems or breaking of speed did remind Daisy of just how incredible she was. With the wall evacuated, Daisy could get a bit serious. Time for the golf ball parade! As silly as that was, Daisy knew this would save her kingdom.

Daisy knew that the army was surrounding her city on all sides, so she sprinted across the wall dropping golf balls. Not a few dozen, every single one in her lands golf courts… a few THOUSAND golf balls. All of them bounced and rolled around on the surface of the walled walk paths. When Daisy had no more balls to drop, she was now ready to drop the incoming invaders! Daisy got her golf club out, steadied herself, and checked for the wind. Looking out, the invading army was a mile away. Timing everything just right, Daisy raised her club and yelled out one glorious word.

“FORE!”

Daisy let loose the dogs of war. Or more properly to call them, golf balls. Daisy swung with enough force to cause an explosion of air just right behind her, breaking the very sound barrier behind her as she did. The ball soared across the sky at blinding speeds, crossing over the land with such swiftness that the ball burst into flames, and made a sound. A roaring sound that was deafening to anyone or anything near the ball. The ball finally hit the target it was meant to hit before the person was even aware of it. One of the Koopas, who one second was marching, suddenly, felt an immense sense of pain strike his body.

The Koopa plowed right through his friends, turning himself into one nasty turtle missile. It was a rather nasty event, knocking down many of his fellow soldiers like they were bowling ball pins. Or for those far smaller and weaker, flattening them outright. He broke through the wall of soldiers, crashing right into a hill right behind him. The Koopa was knocked out, taking out at least 32 of his fellow soldiers. No one reacted to what had happened there. Not that they didn’t care or didn’t notice, they were a bit distracted. He was NOT a unique case, because while he was the first struck, he was not the only one. Hundreds of Koopas, Shy Guys, Goombas, Bullet Bills, Thwomps, and Spinies, alongside a host of other victims, were sent flying or beaten by the golf balls.

They weren’t the only victims, occasionally Daisy would fire a bit higher and take out the floating ships as well. One plastic golf ball would plow right through oak and steel as if they were wet tissue paper, and obliterate the floating rutter. The ships dropped from the sky themselves, forcing the crews to abandon them on their parachutes or floating clouds. One Goomba even tried escaping in his self-made tanuki suit. It did NOT work. Bowser was watching the whole event happen right in front of his eyes, unable to comprehend that all of this was really happening right in front of him. None of his sources told him about the kingdom had these kinds of weapons.

Bowser didn’t have this firepower, because if he did, he’d LOVE to use them! Bowser roared out and grabbed his Shy Guy admiral, forcing the tiny guy up in the air while roaring in his little very terrified face mask.

“GET OUR MEN TO FIRE OUR CANNONS BACK, AND TAKE OUT THOSE WEAPONS COMING FOR US!”

The shivering and afraid Shy Guy, barely able to form his own words, was sputtering whatever he could to his king, while sweat poured down everything on his person, even his clothes and mask as he did.

“S…S…Sir… we… ha…have nothing… that…. C…can take d…dow…down th…these…”

The Shy Guy’s blubbering annoyed Bowser. Bowser chucked the Shy Guy admiral as hard as he could at one of the balls coming right for Bowser’s own ship, taking out two annoyances with one throw. Bowser got off his throne and roared for his men to fire. Unlike every other ship in the fleet, this one was made of much sterner and more powerful stuff. It was a galleon, a mini-sized version of Bowser’s own castle! At the front of this gargantuan ship that took up a whole forest to collect the wood for, was a makeshift iron cast of Bowser’s face. Fire billowed in it, from the collection of Lava Bubbles in them. Collecting together, the 250 of them danced as fast as they could, generating heat as they did.

When the lava bubbles finished their dance, a massive fire blast was caused by their sudden stop. The air vents burst out from inside their room, and the fire hurled right across the sky. When a few golf balls struck the fireball, the balls were instantly melted by the impact of the fire ball, and the fireball still soared across. Daisy, who was still firing off several golf balls as she ran across the walkways of her wall, saw the fireball coming at her. No way that with golf balls she could stop that. What Daisy needed was bigger equipment. Good for her that she HAD the bigger equipment at hand.

Dropping the club, Daisy leaped off the walkway with such force that it shook the entire wall of the city. Flying through the air, Daisy was heading right for the nasty fireball. Daisy wasn’t worried one bit. She had her secret weapon at the ready. In her hands was the tool for her victory. A tennis racket. The same one she was using for tennis before all of this began. The first thing to do, was for Daisy to take in a deep powerful breath. Sucking up so much oxygen that it could fill up the whole Bowser flagship of volume. With all of the air in her, Daisy could fire back her own counterattack toward the fireball. All Daisy had to do, was let out a strong and mighty exhale.

When Daisy exhaled, it was with a great gale force. So much went out of Daisy that it pushed her far away. As powerful as this burst was, that wasn’t the intention of Daisy. No, her real one was more than what she had planned with the tennis racket in hand. With a strong grip on her hand, Daisy swung her racket as hard as she could, sending the burst of air that she had just formed to fly out as if shot with the most powerful cannon in the world. That was probably because Daisy’s arm could be called the most powerful cannon on the entire planet. Hard to call her wrong when the burst of air immediately blew away the fireball, as if it was a candle to be blown away.

The burst of air that she caused was not yet done though. Not even close as it headed right toward Bowser’s ship. Bowser didn’t see the swirl of rushing roaring wind, but he sure heard it. It was a hundred times louder than him, and his ship was hit immediately with the force of a hurricane sent by the gods themselves. A floating battleship built to handle lightning bolts and cannon balls splintered and shattered the second the winds hit the vessel. Bowser himself yelped in fear and leaped out of his ship, holding a dozen winged koopas with him.

The poor Parakoopas attempted to beat their wings as fast as they could and glide away to safety. It would have worked if Bowser didn’t weigh more than King Bo-bomb. The Parakoopas were flattened like pancakes under the crushing weight of Bowser when they all hit the ground. As painful and bad as it was for them, Bowser did get away with the gentlest of them. Bowser got up from the wreckage and let out a powerful roar, commanding his still remaining forces to listen to him. What was once mass chaos and panic, had now turned to submission and loyalty as every soldier looked at the king of their army, roaring for attention.

The soldiers all stood at attention, ready to be commanded by their king. Bowser roared with a great amount of fury and pointed his finger right at the floating Daisy in the air.

“SOLDIERS, OPEN FIRE AND TURN HER INTO PRINCESS SWISS CHEESE!”

The army heard what their king had ordered, and happily followed suit. While many of them were defeated by the attack from Daisy, they were NOT out yet! All who had ranged weapons, aimed at Daisy ready to take her down with a powerful strike. Those who had magic, prepared to bring her down with spells. Those that had neither… just wondered if she would get close so they could kick her. Daisy saw the large army under her, ready to slay her if she got too close to them. Smirking, Daisy descended right down at them, unafraid of them.

Daisy had her own weapons to take down the army, and with her quick and strong hands, pulled it out of her dress. A ball, a soccer ball at that. Back when she was a pro strikers player. One of the best in the business, as Daisy would tell others. Daisy threw the ball in the air and twisted her whole body around to give herself some torque and spin. Then, Daisy was smiling ear to ear as she kicked the ball just as hard as she could, right at the army of Bowser. The sound the ball made when struck was one of thunder exploding. The ball exploded right out, hurtling across the air and right at who she had wanted to hit square on. The grand army, as did Bowser, saw the ball coming for them.

They didn’t hesitate to fire bullet bills and magical spells right at them. Shy Guy tanks fired, kameks hurled lightning bolts, and one of the whomps was even thrown by Bowser. All right at the ball in an attempt to stop its impact with the grand army. It didn’t even halt the ball at all. Not only was the ball not halted, it instead exploded right through everything thrown at it. Snapping it all and causing the sound to grow even louder, booming in the ears of the army below. The soldiers, and even Bowser, feared the noise almost more than the impact. While understandable why they feared it, it was obviously the wrong choice for what the ball did next.

The ball struck the ground and the impact was more than enough to send everyone flying. The ground ruptured under them and shook and stirred as it did. It was like an earthquake had just struck the ground and it was with such an impact that gravity itself was hit by the attack. As everyone floated in the air, Daisy was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth and knew this was the time to strike! Her best and favorite weapon was at hand. Daisy was a pro at many sports, but one sport she more than excelled at, even compared to the others, was baseball! Daisy pulled the baseball bat out of her dress and twirled it in her hand, doing a few practice swings with it.

The swings in and of themselves were rather devastating to any victims behind it. The air pressure exploded just from the practice swings, and acted as a righteous gust of wind, blasting away everyone in its path. Various koopas, goombas, and just about any being who was loyal to Bowser were sent soaring. It felt as if they were all struck by a bullet bill, right to the face, at hyper speeds. They were the lucky ones. None ACTUALLY got hit by Daisy and her deadly swings. The ones who were in serious trouble were the ones who Daisy actually bothered to hit. Such as a poor whomp, who even in the air floating around, tried to escape Daisy’s wrath by paddling away. That was not up in the cards as Daisy eyed everything around, used her dress to glide at the perfect angle… and swung for the angels!

It was at a blinding speed that was more a burst of light than anything. No one even heard the noise of the swing, unlike the loud booming ones from before. That was because Daisy smashed the poor whomp with the force of a Mach 10 blow. The whomp was instantly shattered by the blow and exploded into a million pieces. Destroying the whomp was not the goal of Daisy, because she calculated perfectly where every piece would go. Now THAT was the plan. Jagged small but powerful pieces exploded through the air, hurtling where they would hurtle, heading everywhere they could in space.

The poor victims of the attack were everyone in the way. Chunks of rock and stone flew all around, pulverizing nearly everyone around the destroyed whomp. A few koopas were smacked right back into their shells as they began a painful pinball game with each other. Some goombas flattened to nothing as they hurtled across the air, and even a few whomps were torn to shreds. The rocks were going fast, beating down just about anyone it had hit. Except if what they happened to hit was Daisy. Daisy was unaffected by the jagged debris hitting her body. In fact, the pieces disintegrated across her body as they hit her.

The only other one unaffected by everything going on, was Bowser himself. Bowser saw the rubble coming for him and was fast, blasting away one of the rock pebbles with a powerful fireball. The rock was turned to slag, and Bowser had a weapon in hand. One of the bullet bills that he tossed right at Daisy, ready to slam her down with it and crush her to mince meat. Princess Daisy saw the bullet bill come right for her, unafraid of what she was witnessing. Daisy had the perfect weapon just for the bullet bill coming for her. A tennis racket.

Daisy put the baseball bat away and took her racket out before the bullet bill was even thrown. Bowser thrust his arm forward, and the bullet bill soared across the air faster than any baseball thrown in Sarasland. Outside of one thrown by Daisy, that is. As the bullet bill headed right for Daisy, the bullet bill burst into a flaming blaze. The kinetic energy behind it was building up, ready to explode with the force to take out even Daisy’s castle. Daisy had no fear of the bullet bill coming for her, or her fear of the dangers of it. Daisy had the tennis racket in hand. The perfect weapon for this occasion.

Daisy swung the tennis racket right at the bill and struck with enough force to dent the bullet bill. Then, the bullet bill was flattened to smaller than the width of a penny. As the bullet bill was flattened, it also was thrown out and acted as a disk, striking Bowser right in the chest. Bowser let out a roar of pain, being thrown aside from what had just happened to him. Bowser was dizzy, injured by what had just happened, and could barely see what was coming right in front of him. Bowser could barely make the outline right in front of him, but he could see it. It looked to be Daisy, wielding a golf club.

Bowser thought he was wrong and had not really seen that. That was when he saw the swing, and felt his jaw break. Bowser soared as if his entire body was just hit with the force of a supernova. Daisy struck him with her nine iron, and while she did a lot of damage to the Koopa king, her own golf club had been twisted and broke from the force. Daisy had to admit, that she had suspected that Bowser was a bit stronger than the rest of his soldiers. Not strong enough to protect himself from her.

Daisy headed right for Bowser by swinging her broken club, and the wind pressure helped her head right for Bowser as if she was a human rocket. Daisy put the club away, as she raised her arm and clenched her fist. Daisy may have been a sports buff, but Daisy didn’t at all need all of this equipment to punish all of the soldiers trying to invade her kingdom. Daisy just liked doing it. Bowser was about to learn in a very quick moment about how much stronger Daisy was than himself.

It started when Daisy punched him right in the chest. Daisy had known that Mario tended not to fight Bowser up close, using various equipment and power-ups to challenge this terrible turtle terror. Daisy didn’t need the equipment, instead, Daisy just needed one hand. Daisy had only hit Bowser with her fist to struggle Bowser. What would really take down Bowser was her velvet hand with her velvet glove. Daisy pulled her hand back, heading right for Bowser as quickly as she could.

Bowser saw Daisy approaching him by soaring right at him. Bowser was barely able to even move, his body shivering from the pain. Bowser was in extreme pain, but he wasn’t out and done with this fight. No, if she wants to fight with fire, she should get ready to be burned to a crisp. Bowser was the KING of fire! Bowser’s chest may have nearly been punctured, but he was able to build up the fire to protect himself. Bowser exploded a massive burst of flames right at Daisy, attempting to incinerate her with the plume of flame coming right out of his gaping massive jaw.

Daisy saw what was heading right for her. A powerful blaze that was more of a wall than an actual inferno ball. Daisy had no fear of it, because if Bowser was going to blast her away with the fire, then she could fire back. Daisy sucked up some air and did so all around her. Her lungs expanding to fill up the oxygen, Daisy’s chest swelled to nearly destroy her corset and dress. Just as Daisy felt the buttons ready to implode, Daisy finally knew that she could exhale. Daisy let out a burst of air, letting out all of the oxygen that she had swallowed in just a few seconds. It was such a powerful gust, that it just wiped away the fire heading right for the gust.

Bowser couldn’t see the air, but he knew what was coming for him and yelped a bit in fear. Bowser wanted to get away, but he didn’t have to worry about the wind hitting him. Daisy craned her head down a bit to exhale just a little bit of the air, making herself even faster. As if the burst of wind was more like fuel for a rocket. Daisy got closer to Bowser with quick speed and was now right upon Bowser. Bowser saw her up close, and Daisy forced her face right up at Bowser’s own face. Bowser was afraid, sweat pouring down his face and body at what he was seeing.

Daisy gave him a flirty wink and blew him a kiss. Quick mockery, before his quick end. It was then that Daisy struck Bowser in the face with her hand, slapping him. Normally, when a princess slapped a king, it was more a symbol of defiance rather than a real attack. This was not the case. Daisy was no normal princess, she was a bit stronger than most. Daisy’s slap made a sound that sounded as if the entire planet exploded. For Bowser, that was how it felt. Bowser didn’t fly when he was hit by the slap.

He downright exploded. Daisy’s glove was gone, fried from the impact of just the slap. Daisy’s own hand was a bit blackened, though Daisy didn’t have to worry. Daisy could see Bowser, even though he was now halfway across the hemisphere and globe. Daisy could see the smoke trail from the explosive force of her kinetic blow. Daisy wiped her hand clean of it and kicked right out to find Bowser. Even for someone of her speed, it was a bit hard to get to Bowser. Daisy hit Bowser really hard.

Good, he deserved it. After what he had done to invade her land, he deserved a little slapping. Daisy though had to admit some part of her would feel bad. Not for the Koopa king, but where he would land. He was a big guy and she did hit him hard. Daisy was heading out and finally saw the impact sight. Jeez, he was sent flying, he landed right at Isle Defino. Daisy saw that Bowser had even flattened a few Pinatas where he had landed. Daisy didn’t mind, she had heard from Mario and Peach that the Pinatas were guilty of kangaroo courts and harassed everyone around them. Plus they tended to throw people off cliffs.

Daisy descended towards the island, making sure her skirt floated her down gently as she did. Getting closer and closer, Daisy could see Bowser had caused a massive crater where he was. Even more, he had a slap mark right on his face, that was embedded a few inches in Bowser. Daisy could only react in one way. Derision and laughter. Daisy had done what even the great hero Mario could barely be able to do. Defeat the Koopa King. Not only did she defeat Bowser, but she also did so without even trying or having to worry. In fact, Daisy knew for a fact she could have won with one slap.

Not only was Bowser utterly defeated, but so was his army, who were all knocked out, beyond bruised, or hobbling back home. Daisy had defeated an entire invasion force all by herself, and she didn’t even have to try. Daisy was ready to congratulate herself just as she was about to land on the ground… when she heard a woman’s voice.

“Nice attempt to be tough. Wanna see mine?”

Daisy had never heard of the voice of the woman, but when Daisy saw her, she instantly recognized her just from the posters she’s seen of the woman. Bounty posters. The woman was a notorious pirate, easily one of the most wanted criminals in the entire world. Captain Syrup. An associate of the infamous criminal Wario and her evils were only rivaled by her beauty… as many of the officers who failed to arrest her would say. Daisy could tell that Captain Syrup’s posters never did her justice, she WAS rather good-looking and fit as well. Arms thicker than Daisy’s own, and Syrup was taller than Daisy. Daisy though had to admit, she was nervous. Looking at Syrup, her brain was… warning her. As if Syrup was dangerous.

That had to be silly though, Daisy had JUST defeated Bowser and his whole army with ease, what could Syrup do to her? Syrup looked to the defeated and rather shamed Bowser and chuckled as she did at the obvious amusement of poor Bowser being stomped by the princess. This was also something that made Daisy hesitant. Why was Syrup practically amused by what she had just witnessed? Syrup once again spoke, and her voice was rather hard to ignore. Sultry mixed with confidence, with a bit of venom alongside it all.

“When Bowser hired me to help him with the whole invasion in your sweet if a rather silly kingdom, he expected me to just do the average looting and pillaging. I also expected to do the same. Watching you trounce my Koopa idiot client was amusing, which I didn’t prevent because he laughed at my bodyguard contract when he hired me… but no Bowser invading your kingdom, no looting. Sorry princess, you got spunk and I do respect that spunk… but if it gets between me and a lot of gold…”

Syrup cracked her neck and every part of Daisy told her to RUN, with Daisy doing everything she could to stand her ground. Her body was shaking and sweating, nerves frenzied as her blood was beginning to curl. What… what was Syrup? Syrup finished her sentence, this time replacing the vixen-like connotation of her voice, with a strong woman’s authority.

“People get hurt. Badly.”

Daisy didn’t feel nice about it, but her whole body practically forced her to attack first. No, that was a bit false. Her body told her to flee, and when her mind rejected it, it then told her to fight. As if it had just happened was a primal and key part of Daisy’s existence. When Daisy’s fist, one faster than sound and harder than steel, was simply stopped by Syrup grabbing the fist before it even got close to her face, Daisy knew her existence was now in extreme danger. Syrup held Daisy’s fist, and her lips curled. A smirk was evident on her face, but it was mixed with a snarl. Syrup didn’t like being attacked and responded back with her own kind of attack.

Daisy should have seen it coming. But Daisy wasn’t fast enough to even see it coming. Syrup struck Daisy right in the stomach, and Daisy felt her legs already shake and her body giving in. Daisy could feel every single one of her nerves was on end, almost about to implode just from the pain. Daisy’s senses were already replaced just by one kind of feeling. Pain. Overwhelming exploding awful pain, where everything was screaming at her with intense fury. Daisy couldn’t even move but her brain was telling her to escape from the pain. Daisy’s pain was the only part of her that she could worry about. This was the wrong thought to have.

The real thought she should have, is how was she going to dodge the next punch? Though to be fair to Daisy, even if she had thought of the right answer, Syrup’s fist was too fast for Daisy to stop when she was struck again. This time, her jaw was hit by Syrup, a quick powerful swing that nearly ripped her head off. Daisy wobbled from the blow, her feet only moving not because she had told them to do so or even because she had the natural strength to move, Daisy was only moving because her body was reacting negatively to what had happened and reflex told her to move.

Daisy wanted to do something to save herself, but really the first thing that she could really think about was Syrup’s hand wrapped around her throat, squeezing as she did. Daisy’s throat was clenched, and Daisy kicked the air and held onto the hand. It was a grip stronger than iron, and Syrup was actually giggling at the pain she was delivering to the poor princess. Syrup cocked her head, looking up and down at the princess in pain, Syrup knowing already who was the stronger between the two of them right now.

The proper thing to do would be to let Daisy go and loot her kingdom for all the worth it had. Daisy was done with, and sticking around would just be cruel and vicious. Syrup had to admit that deep down, she was a lot like Wario. More of a bully than a thief. Beating up Daisy and hurting her was the best idea of fun for her. Syrup shoved Daisy right towards her, Syrup getting a good look at the shaking naked terror of Daisy. This was a delight, and Syrup was actually getting turned on by watching her sweat and wordlessly beg.

Her eyes told Syrup the whole story. The fight was gone in the woman, and it would never really recover. Syrup was just that good. Syrup wanted to play more with Daisy, and Daisy could see Syrup’s own eyes that were studying her. Daisy could look right at the eyes of her attacker and could tell she wasn’t human in the woman’s eyes. No, that was too much for Daisy. Daisy was a princess, royalty, and the hero of her own people. To have this pirate treat her like she was a toy to be broken and thrown away like trash, was an indignity far too much for Daisy to even comprehend. Daisy wrapped her legs right around the arm of Syrup, her legs known to snap steel bars between them when applying just a little amount of pressure, and applied ALL the pressure she could.

Syrup felt her arm squeezing from the legs around her arm, and Syrup was actually somewhat enraged. This dumb princess was actually trying to fight her and hurt her? Like HELL this was something that was going to go on! Syrup was more than just a pirate captain, she was the perfect woman. Pirates could lead their own lives and do whatever they want, taking what they want, who they want, when they want! No one in the world could force Syrup to do what she didn’t want to do. Daisy wanted to hurt her when Syrup didn’t want to be harmed. No, Syrup wasn’t going to let that happen. Syrup will BREAK this princess!

Syrup threw her arm down, hitting Daisy square on the ground. It was a powerful force, exploding all the sand out of the beach and sending all the sand in the beach flying. The ground right under Daisy instantly fractured from the force, and the island began to shake. Daisy was in agony, but she wasn’t going to let go! If Syrup was doing this to hurt her, she was actually in pain and fearful of Daisy! Not that Syrup was willing to admit this, just Daisy more than knew this was on the mind of Syrup. That was good, it meant that as powerful as Syrup was, she wasn’t THAT powerful. Daisy had to be smart with what she had planned next, and the idea was somewhat ingenious.

How did Daisy get from her kingdom all the way to this little tropical paradise? Kicking as hard as she could. Daisy lifted her foot and with a mighty stomp that would rock the whole island to it’s foundations, Daisy kicked Captain Syrup in the face with all that force and just a bit more. Captain Syrup reeled back, her nose bloody and feeling a tooth or two chip from the force. Daisy knew she had just delivered a painful blow against Syrup and was ready to deliver more. That was the last well-thought-out idea Daisy had before she was given a true masterclass lesson in pain from a well-taught teacher. Syrup pulled her arm back and smashed Daisy right in the side of her temple as if her fist was a hammer striking against a gong.

The force was more than enough to make Daisy’s whole body vibrate and shake from the terrible blow, and Daisy was unable to even think or see what was going on. Captain Syrup, still in some pain from Daisy’s own attack, was nowhere near done. No, if Daisy wanted to fight her, then she will SUFFER for it. Daisy was too confused to even see the next terrible blow come for her, and the only mercy she had was that she was in such pain that it ironically, didn’t deliver the full pain and fury from such a blow when it connected against her body. Daisy hurtled across the air when punched as hard as she did in the chest. Daisy was no longer breathing as she let go of Syrup’s arm and hurtled across the air at faster speeds than a shooting star.

Captain Syrup saw her flying and cracked her knuckles. Captain Syrup knew exactly what to do to Daisy. Pick her off, and make her pay for everything that she had done since this had all started. Daisy leaped right at Daisy, the leap actually shaking the island as a whole. Bowser and everyone else on the island felt what had happened, but none of them were certain what they were even going to do. As they could all tell, this was a fight that no one was able to survive. It was a bout between Titans, and one of the Titans was on a rather horrible warpath. The kind of warpath that puts people six miles deep.

Daisy was soaring through the sky, actually flying right past the clouds that were now below her, and Daisy was acting more like a human missile than just about anything. Following quickly after Daisy, far above her own body, was the person who had just turned her into a human missile. Syrup was right above her, ready to act as the avenging angel that would put Daisy down. Daisy was in utter painful agony, but she could actually see the blur right above her. It was a dark and painful blur, the one that looked to be ready to tear her right apart.

Daisy tried to put her arms up to protect herself, but not only was she too slow to do so, it just wouldn’t have been helpful even if Daisy put the defenses up. Syrup was now descending upon her, like a meteor about to strike the planet and break anyone who was right under her. Daisy was the one who was right below her, and Syrup struck her hard right in the stomach. Daisy actually screamed out in pain, falling right below and crashing as quickly and hard as she did, hurtling right below. Syrup saw her going far down, and Syrup kicked right at her, knowing this was no longer close to done.

Syrup spun around, giving her body the proper torque to aid her in what she was about to do next. Spinning as quickly as she did, her body accelerating as she had done so, and even giving her extra pressure. Syrup lifted her leg up as long as she could and tensed her leg with all the muscle she had in her leg. With her leg, she kicked Daisy hard in the chest, as if her leg was a Warhammer from a god. Daisy was the first person to agree that Syrup’s leg was not an actual human leg, but a devastating weapon that was just forged for one purpose.

Killing Daisy. Daisy hurtled right down to the ground, her body no longer actually able to protect her at this point. Syrup was more than winning against this whole fight, and dominating the fight was the biggest point of the whole matter. Captain Syrup was actually getting a bit high in absolute delight at the suffering she was bringing to Daisy. Syrup had never fought anyone like Daisy, someone who was just strong enough to take her. Now that she had met someone like this, Syrup knew what she wanted to do with the poor woman.

Hurt her, and hurt her bad. Syrup was not a good person, and she didn’t exactly care about making Daisy suffer. Actually, Syrup very much did care. What Syrup really wanted to do was make the poor woman scream and beg. Syrup was not only a bad person, she had to admit that deep down, she was one of the worst kind of people. Syrup was the kind of person who just liked making good people suffer for just trying to oppose Syrup. Though Syrup had to admit that Daisy hurting her and being pretty powerful was another major factor in all of this.

Syrup was a jealous sort of woman. Someone as strong as her, no, that made her less special. Syrup hated not being the most special person around and would eliminate anyone who tried to make her less special. Syrup was excited by what was going on, and the rush in her body was increasing. This was one of the most thrilling moments in all of her life, knowing just how amazing she was. Taking down Daisy wasn’t something that just about anyone could do, and only the most powerful beings in the whole world could do this. Syrup was not only possibly the only person who could do so, and she was doing so easily! Syrup was almost too excited to see what was right below them, but when the woman did see it, she was ecstatic.

Syrup saw the castle of Princess Peach. Oh man, Syrup HATED that hag. Nearly everyone in the world knew who the princess was, and they all shared opinions. Almost every single person loved her and wanted to honor her in just about any way they could. Syrup herself had the opinion that Peach was a useless privileged wimp who just about had nothing of actual quality to her. When it came to the definition of useless, Peach would have her picture right next to it… if she wasn’t too busy being kidnapped. Syrup had to say, scaring Peach out of random just to make this girl’s life worse. That was worth invading the mushroom kingdom.

Who could stop her? The Mario brothers would get stomped faster than a goomba at a grape-crushing competition. The toads? Not a single person has ever lost a fight to a toad except for a fellow toad. Syrup already had just defeated the only person in the whole world who could match her, and it wasn’t even that hard of a fight. Syrup made sure to grab the neck of the Daisy, applying a death grip right at the throat itself. Hurting Daisy in front of Princess Peach will put fear in Peach that she never had with Bowser or any of her hundred or so kidnappers. A delicious kind of fear. Primal fear. Fear for one’s self and those that they love. Fear for what could happen if this attacker was to go out and harm even more.

Fear that they cannot ever be stopped, because they’re just too powerful. Yes, this was the kind of fear that Syrup was into, and it was a delicious wonderful kind of fear. All Syrup had to do, was burst through the roof by using Daisy’s body, and find Peach. Easy as that. So easy, that Syrup just did so as she explained it. The marble ceiling exploded as Daisy’s body went through it faster than the blink of an eye. The two women crashed right into the floor of Peach’s own private room, nearly pulverizing the very floor they were on. Captain Syrup knew that the two had ruined the palace room, and it brought some joy to her. Seeing the terrified princess Peach yelp in terror and attempt to flee from Syrup would be even better.

When the dust filtered itself out, Syrup could finally see that Princess Peach was in the room. Though what Peach was doing was not what Syrup had expected. Syrup had expected Peach to be applying her makeup or trying on new dresses. Peach was doing neither of those. Rather, Peach was lifting a weight. A MASSIVE weight, several bars on each end that were thicker than Peach’s own waist. Peach was repping the weight over and over when she finally noticed that everything around her had just blown up. Peach looked at the two, Syrup laying on top of the injured and beaten Daisy, and her face squinted.

It wasn’t in fear as Syrup had believed, but more one of rage and annoyance. The idea that a personal good friend of hers was just harmed. The kind of thing that would boil the blood of just about anyone. Syrup felt a strange twitch of fear overwhelm her as Peach stood up, lifting the weight alongside her. Peach put both hands together and pushed the weights towards each other, flattening the weights against each other. It made a terrible sound, one of metal squeaking and screaming as they were splintered and shattering as she was shoving them closer. Peach flattened the weight completely, to be thinner than a cymbal.

Treating the weight as if it was a frisbee, Peach tossed it right at Syrup. Despite the width of the weight, it was clear it still weighed more than 10 Captain Syrups. Tossing it should have just made it instantly fall. Instead of instantly falling, it soared across the sky and nearly went at the throat of Syrup, who survived by barely dodging it. Syrup had ducked just below, as the weight sliced right through the wall behind her. Syrup was witnessing the weight still going, and her body and mind instantly told her that something had just happened. Something very big and very bad.

Peach cracked her knuckles as she walked right towards Captain Syrup, the sound of her cracking knuckles deafening all the sounds in the room. Daisy was too harmed to move, but she was certain that she had to warn Peach. Daisy knew that the princess was too weak to actually do anything to Captain Syrup, despite her attempt to come off stronger and menacing to the woman. Daisy was far too injured to have seen what Peach had done, and because Daisy was not Peach’s enemy, Daisy didn’t actually feel the intent of death that was coming for her. If Daisy did, she would have understood why Syrup was shaking and sweating in fear.

Syrup had terrorized Daisy. That was more than true. The fear that Syrup had delivered to Daisy would never be forgotten in her mind. The fear, while grand and true, was almost nothing to the fear that Syrup was now feeling as she observed Peach. Watching Peach slowly get closer and closer to her, Syrup was starting to sense that Peach was not the weak waif that Syrup predicted. What Syrup could detect was that Peach was a very dangerous and strong kind of woman. The kind of woman that Syrup had never met. A woman who may be stronger than her.

This was a thought that Captain Syrup never really wanted to consider in her whole life. The actual thought that Syrup would ever be weaker than another person was one that enraged her more than she was actually afraid to consider. Captain Syrup actually broke into a powerful womanly roar, intending to unnerve and scare Peach as she had done so. It was a mighty roar, one that shook Peach’s entire castle, and even shaking the kingdom of the mushroom kingdom. Poor toads fell to the ground, as the buildings themselves struggled to stay upright as the kingdom was shaking. The roar was not just loud, but it also had the effect of displaying how powerful Syrup was.

The fact that her own mega roar was coming from such a small woman showed how mighty Syrup really was. Daisy herself felt her ears ringing in pain, trying to cover it. Peach wasn’t disturbed by the roar. No, Peach was actually rather annoyed by the sound of the roar. With the fear of the roar not overwhelming her as it would have for just about anyone else in the world, Peach had a very good reason not to be afraid. Peach let rip her own roar, not having to build it up like Daisy or Syrup had to do. With an instant eruption, her vocal cords vibrated at hyper speed as she let out the powerful mega roar.

Peach’s roar exploded various objects in the room, from the glass to her bed to even stone, as Syrup and Daisy instantly vibrated. Their bodies were in utter agony as the two women were trying to deafen themselves, the pain vastly overwhelming them as it all happened. Daisy was almost forced to scream in the attempt to deafen the roar, but she knew her own voice was too weak to do so. Syrup was in too much pain to even think of the idea, which would have worked just as well as Daisy’s plan if she had attempted it.

While the castle was ready to explode from the force alone, it was not the only one. The toads of the mushroom kingdom felt what was going on was FAR worse than the earthquake they had faced before. The kingdom felt the awesome pressure and force of the roar, but they were not the only ones. All around the kingdom, people felt it. From Sarasland to new donk city to even Rosaline out in deep space felt the roar. It was a roar that transcended sonic force in and of itself, and hit to something deeper. It was as if light itself was bending around Peach’s mouth as her open mouthed roar was hitting pitches that were inhumanely impossible. As the force grew, so did the rage in her voice. Princess Peach was PISSED!

Captain Syrup had harmed a friend of hers, and a good friend at that. This was the kind of thing that would not be forgotten. Peach though knew her roaring would have to stop, because her bite was far worse and Syrup deserved it. Syrup was finally able to think clearly, after Peach had stopped her roar, and Syrup was panicking. Hard. How powerful was this princess if the roar did that much damage to Syrup? No matter what was going to happen, Syrup knew she had to put down Peach before she did something painful to Syrup herself.

Syrup sprinted right towards Peach, exploding the very ground under her as she broke into the sprint. The sound itself exploded around her, and than it exploded again. The room was large, but it wasn’t that large. The fact that Syrup broke the sound barrier twice just to get near to Peach was a testament to her incredible inhuman speed. This would have made Syrup the fastest woman alive. Than she obliterated the third sound barrier around her. Syrup leaped in the air at over Mach 3, all in what happened in a fraction of a second, ready to smash her knee against Peach’s jaw.

If it had struck any living being, it would have caused them to explode in an instant and kill them. Peach was not like any of these people. When her jaw was struck, Peach was not at all harmed by what had happened against her. Peach’s jaw actually heavily injured Syrup’s own knee, causing it to bruise and Syrup screamed in agony. Syrup fell to the very ground, trying to feel what had happened to her knee. This had never happened before in her life. Even Daisy wasn’t that powerful. How could anyone be this powerful?!

Syrup was not yet done, knowing she had to continue with her attack. Struggling to stand, Syrup hobbled herself up and went on an onslaught blow right at Peach, hoping that what had just happened to her was a fluke. Syrup threw a fist right at Peach’s stomach, attempting to hit her hard in the solar plexus. Syrup intended to throw a few hundred punches at her to hurt her, but the first punch was already a massive failure. Syrup hit the stomach of Peach and in an instant, it felt like her knuckles were screaming in agony and something snapped. Syrup pulled her arm back, and looked at her fist.

It looked as if her knuckles were heavily bruised and nearly broken just from hitting Peach. Syrup stared at her hand, and looked at the puffing up anger of Peach. Syrup gulped, and sweating in terror, tried to give a coy smile. With a rather meek and pathetic voice, Syrup shrugged and chuckled right at Peach.

“Hey umm… would you believe that this was all a… big joke me and Daisy were pulling? Ya know, girlfriends play wrestling?”

Princess Peach’s face twisted in a powerful frown and scowl at what she had just heard. Peach puffed up her chest and her fists clenching, the room shaking as she sucked up all the air with her nostrils and than blasting out all the oxygen in the room with her nose as she took in her deep breath and exhaling… and broke into a wonderful playful smile and did a cutesy pose, rubbing her hands together and her soft gentle voice filled the air completely.

“Oh that sounds absolutely positively wonderful, is it possible that I could play?”

Syrup couldn’t believe it, it worked! This was going to be perfect! All Syrup had to do was set up a rule where she could run before the fight to ‘limber’ up and escape from it. Maybe a good 10 minute run would be a big help for her. Syrup didn’t even have time to say a thing before Peach’s soft voice spoke up once again, this time with great authority as she had done so.

“Let me show what I can do. Just a little love tap, okay?”

Love tap? Syrup had no time to say anything before Peach took in a deep breath, and than FLEXED! It was a flex that changed everything, as Peach’s dress exploded. Her perfect pink floral dress was gone, and both Syrup and Daisy could see what was underneath. Rows and rows of muscle, large titanium looking ones. Her biceps were huge, bigger than the head of Syrup herself and easily thicker. Her stomach was lined with impressive muscles, looking like they could shred titanium as if it was a cheese grater against cheddar.

Her legs were tree trunks, except one could tell that they were far stronger than even a great oak. Peach was more built than anyone could believe a human being could be, and her chest was impressive, covered up in a sports bra alongside her gym shorts. It was obvious that Peach was built and would work out very well and hard. Peach flexed one arm, and her bicep looked ready to explode from how muscular it was, veins growing in size and depth, as her bicep surpassed the size of Syrup’s own head. Daisy was awed, and Syrup was sweating bullets larger than any bill.

Peach could see that the two were staring, and she had to smirk in delight at what the two women were witnessing in awe and fear. Her. Peach had no problem explaining how she got so built as she did a few bodybuilder poses for the women to stare, showing how her back was like a muscular anaconda, more impressive by the second.

“You see, being kidnapped by Bowser gets very old. I decided that the best way to avoid his clutches, was to change myself, if my defenses would never really stop him. Day in, day out, almost religiously, I worked out to improve my body and mind. I have crafted and changed everything that I was, to become a far better person. To never ever lose again to a threat, whatever they were Bowser, or a different kind of invader. I refuse to be the weak damsel ever again. I am a stronger person than I have ever thought I could be, and because of that fact, I refuse to let anyone push me around or harm anyone I care about. Daisy is my friend, and you hurt her. But because I’m such a sweet little princess, I promise to only love tap you a little. Try not to cower when I do so, remember, I’m only SLIGHTLY going to touch you.”

Peach was telling the truth, and doing so was what scared Syrup to near death. Peach was so huge and strong looking, as if this was someone far stronger than they have ever could be. Peach flexed her muscles, and the sound alone was as if TNT exploded as she did so. Peach took a step forward, her fist clenching hard as she did, and rushed in. Peach threw her fist, but held back as much as she could. The punch did shatter at least a few dozen sound barriers as she did, heading right for Syrup. Syrup’s body was blown back, her hair flying as it did and Syrup couldn’t even scream in terror, when she had wanted too more than anything.

The blow of the punch shook the body of Syrup as it blew past everything behind Syrup, taking out the wall right behind her. It not only took out the wall right behind her, it caused the castle itself to nearly erupt from the force of the blow, as everything behind Syrup was flattened by the blow for a mile long. Peach had just pulled her fist from just hitting the face of Syrup, as Syrup now looked to be as white as chalk. Syrup’s mouth was in shock and horror, unable to react, as Peach slightly flicked her with just her pinky.

The force of the pinky flick was about the amount of a gnat hitting the face of a person by gently laying on them. Syrup toppled over from the force of what had happened, falling down and hitting the ground as if she was dead wood. Syrup laid there, not moving. All from fear of what was about to hit her, and it was the right move, given that the force of her blow was still going, exploding right through a mountain as it did. Daisy was laying on the ground, having witnessed one of the most amazing things in her life.

For a long time, Daisy had assumed that she was the best among the best. That not a single person could ever match her. Having defeated Bowser’s army so easily was just proof of how great she was. Than she had met Syrup, who did more than humble her. Syrup broke her. Than, the woman that Daisy had always considered the weakest, Peach, broke Syrup with greater ease than Syrup did with Daisy. It wasn’t possible, but Daisy now knew she was the third strongest woman in the world, and the difference between her and Peach was insane.

When Peach saw Daisy, on the floor harmed Peach was worried for her. Peach got to Daisy, and gently lifted her up by grabbing her arms and hoisting her up. Cradling her as she did as if she was holding an infant, Daisy felt safe in the strong and caring arms of Peach, who could see Daisy pawing on her massive biceps. Peach smirked, and flexed a bit, looking at the injured Daisy.

“Hey, wanna copy my workout?”

Daisy looked to the obliterated wall, and with her eyes, she could see that Peach’s ‘weak’ punch had just took out it’s third mountain. Looking at the smiling Peach, who didn’t even notice or care that she was so absurdly strong that it broke all reason, Daisy could only say one thing to Peach’s question if Daisy wanted to become as strong as Peach. Or rather, as Daisy suspected, just a fraction as powerful as Peach was, because no living being could ever hope to match what had just happened then and there.

“Sure! But uh, let’s go with the small weights first. Got any 500 ton weights?”

“Oh Daisy, that’s adorable… I don’t do that small.”