Purah (Patreon)

Purah has an experiment in mind. One that she decided to test on, and see if it was true. For a brief while, she had wondered if the female was superior to the male. The hero Link tried to take down but failed against various guardians, which had stayed a threat even after calamity Ganon. How could one man, even the greatest hero of all of Hyrule, defeat hundreds of rogue guardians? Purah though had analyzed everything she can about the threats. From their speed to physical strength to their laser attacks. All factors that are important to know. To Purah, she had a rather simple idea of eliminating them was easy. First, she just had to grab one of them. That was easy enough, given so many roamed the land. Purah just had to throw a rock and she would hit one, which she did. Purah took a single rock, or as many would call a boulder because it was the size of 20 Goron’s, and lifted it overhead with one hand. Thanks to her eyes being enhanced by the glasses she had designed herself, she could find a rogue guardian near the village.

All Purah had to do was throw the boulder right at the guardian, and the boulder instantly smashed through it. It was near instantaneous, mostly because of how close it was. Just 50 miles away. The great guardian was instantly scrapped to dozens of pieces everywhere, and chunks of rock embedded into it. Purah didn’t have any problem getting all of the destroyed pieces together with her own pad that she had created. Her super GENUIS built a new version of the sheikah pad, one leagues beyond the one built by the greatest minds to ever grace Hyrule. With a single click of the button, they grabbed every single piece of the destroyed guardian and gathered them together with an invisible energy that fused them to one piece. Purah could have used the pad to observe the inner core of the destroyed guardian, but using the pad would have been the wrong idea.

Purah was far smarter than the pad itself, and so her eyes were able to gather proper info on the inner workings of the guardian as an automaton. Purah was glad to see that gathering all of the guardians in one spot with a device was possible, and frankly easy. All Purah had to do was invent a device that would magnetically attract them with a signal. Purah, with several devices on hand, put down the core and tinkered with it, piecing together everything they had for the core. It would have taken super scientists weeks to invent the device. Purah nearly melted the core with the speed of creating the device, as she easily lifted up the 150 pound core. With the core in hand, getting it to work would be no problem. Purah just barely flicked the core with one finger that caused it to vibrate. A vibrational wave that went far out and all across Hyrule, alerting one kind of being to the vibrations. The guardians, who heard the vibrations that were affecting them and causing them to shake.

The guardians rushed out to attack the source of who was causing them to shake. They swarmed and rushed to their absolute limit, even nearly burning their own legs as they headed right towards the source of the attack. The source being Purah creating the vibration attack, which she had no problem doing in repeat to bring them in closer to her. Purah just had to be sure all of them were close for the localized attack she had planned for them. When Purah saw hundreds come for her, it was time to bring out the charge. First though, Purah had to doge the attacks. Purah was not scared for herself, she didn’t fear the guardians period. Despite hundreds of laser blasts heading for her head to singe her, all Purah had to do was dodge them. Her body gliding around and sliding, Purah smoothly made sure not a single one of the attacks got close to her. Purah also felt a hoard of them charge at her, trying to crush her with their legs and flatten her to death.

Watching the hoard come at her, the ground shaking and nearly exploding from force, they fired blast after blast at her in one direction while charging her. The first thing Purah did was throw the core straight in the air with just a small amount of force. Purah had no problem seeing them get so close to her, knowing what to do to them. Purah made sure to guide the lead one in front of her and trying to stomp her down. Purah already guided the bull to the china shop. The Guardian was charging at her with speed and force that would outspeed just about any living being. To Purah, it was hard for her to jerk it running because she wasn’t sure the Guardian was gaining towards her. The Guardian was far too slow so Purah decided to help speed up the movement of the Guardian. Flipping around to be behind the Guardian. With her directly behind, Purah pushed the Guardin ahead to smash into a group of the Guardians in front of her. As Purah pushed the Guardian as hard and quick as she could, her hands crushing the metal underneath and plowing Guardian into Guardian. Shoving them all together as she did, pushing them into the pile.

With all of the Guardians in a perfect pile, Purah leaped in the air to finally catch the core. With it in hand, the atmosphere was full of the cores electrical and vibrational effects, and with it in hand she threw the core at the pile as hard as she could. The core hit the pile of hundreds of Guardians, and when one core hit the Guardian… the Guardians were instantly vaporized by the Electrical impulse. Purah dropped to the ground and wiped her hands off it. It was perfect for science that she had created a whole new type of science, and ended a rather nasty problem in Hyrule. Now, how to get rid of Lynels… perhaps a certain new type of kitty litter?