Meet Griselda (Patreon)

Griselda, or Frau to you, is an aging actress who emigrated from Germany to chase her big dreams on the silver screens.

She headlined a few low rent crime pictures then fizzled out into obscurity, never landing that big star breaking role. Now that that's over she waits tables at Futa Noiri's and does the occasional lap dance, begrudgingly.

Nobody knows exactly how old she is but it's often joked she was born somewhere between WWI and WWII.

Besides her caked on makeup you might not be able to tell she's a few decades over 50, and she's still rocking her tremendous figure after all these years.