(July) Battle Beach: Dark Queen vs Ahri Round 1 (Patreon)

The results are in!

 The Tree of Woe wins by one vote! it was very close as was the Dice Results lol

I thought Ahri was gonna take it but the Dark Queen came back and swept Ahri in the first round!

 Dark Queen: I've been labeled a villain all my life but YOU! overcharging your fans?! that;s true evil ha HA HA HA!

Ahri: That wasn't me! those were my sponsors!!!

The Dark Queen unleashes her formidable Tornado attack on the unsuspecting fox!

Dark Queen: Enough! your punishment begins here!!

Ahri: raaaaaawwwgghhh!!

and lands on erected volleyball net in a strange position... 

Ahri: AAAAAAgggHHhhHHhh... oh thank goodness! but now I'm in a bind here!

Dark Queen: you have no idea how much of a bind you're in...

Ahri: hey! let go of my nipples!

 Dark Queen: I guess you're not the clever fox you thought you were!

Ahri: UuuUUuuUuugghh!

The Dark Queen starts this round strong but she still has to win two more dice outcomes! the new poll is set for the week! vote your favorite move and check out next week as Battle Beach continues!!!