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How about this? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-23 15:00:12
Imported:
2026-08
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Lana would like to suggest an alternative selection.

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Decadent Arsenic

Boy, these rusty old wool shears sure need some WD-40. It takes some effort to close them. *sfx of rusty metal scraping against itself. Ooh, grainy and screeching slightly!*

Walter Reimer

Hmm, dingo tiddies. However, we still desire to see Lana sheared well. Don't make me break out the Lucille Bogan song again.

Rick2tails

Liz can help with the shearing , maybe hold Lana down if needed 😈

Walter Reimer

That's how he describes the date of the artwork.

Roo_CatUK

Oh! Whats the break down of it? hours-minutes-secounds?

Walter Reimer

I know he explained it once, but I have forgotten.

Eric Costello

It’s a metric type system. Very French Revolution

tegerio

Painful cringing and shuddering!

tegerio

It is Metric Time. The notation is borrowed from a facetious _National Lampoon_ article in the early 1990s. Their system was absurd; mine actually works (sort of). The year is broken up into 100 equal units of 3.65 days. Leap day is ignored. I total up the number of minutes elapsed since midnight of January 1st and divide by 5256 (the number of minutes in a metric unit). The resulting number pinpoints WITH UNNECESSARY PRECISION the time when this picture was finished and signed.