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Ain't nobody gettin in here (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-10 00:55:53
Edited:
2025-05-13 00:49:31
Imported:
2025-05
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As long as Steviebear Maxwell's barbarian mercenary is guarding the door!

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Walter Reimer

"No one gets in to see the Wizard! No way! No how!"

Rick2tails

he does seem formidable..but I bet these Hostess fruit pies could change his mind *says in 1970s/80s comic ad speak*

Runei Stillwater

"Sir, I'm on the very edge of murder hobo. I blew up a bar with a fireball not because I needed to, but because I needed to make a statement that I'm not to be stopped from my goals." This is in fact based on real D&D moments in my life. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TZWVaHLM-r0

CTN

“Candygram for Mongo!”

tegerio

He stares at the Fruit Pie with the same CRAZY EYES that housecats get just before they bite you.

Rick2tails

just imagine if I had whipped out some Twinkies? (man those ads were something alright)