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Zandar's Saga 745 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-12 01:04:30
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2025-09-22 01:03:53
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Get ready for a classical paean to grits.

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Evertide 05

Okay, that all sounds pretty scrumptious, but to answer the question... "Right. So. Imagine wet sand, but somehow more flavorless than water...y'all with me so far?" (Sorry to the Southerners in the comments, maybe it's because I'm Minnesotan, we don't really have that up here, we're pancake and waffle people.)

Rick2tails

My Cousin Vinnie "what is a grit?"

Eric Costello

Low Country shrimp and grits is fabulous.

typeandkey

"We are pilgrims in an unholy land."

KT

"I asked the waitress, 'What are grits?' She said, 'Grits are fifty.' I said, 'Yes, but what are they?' She said, 'They're extra.'"

Walter Reimer

I was feeling hungry until Mathowlch brought up the 'g' word.

Evertide 05

Might I offer you a waffle in these trying times? ...With strawberries?

Evertide 05

"Extra to what?! I haven't ordered anything yet!"

typeandkey

"Syrup and butter only, heathen!"

Decadent Arsenic

Its a lot of negativity over what is essentially not-quite cornmeal. I prefer mine savory and thick so its kind of like mashed potatoes.

tegerio

Pancakes are universal. We also have waffles here; they go great with fried chicken.