Frozen mink (Patreon)

Typeandkey related a bone-chilling tale from one of our other failed TV series, "Lana Lynne's Boardroom of Terror," in which the Fiendish Floozy told of Bella Minkworthy's overweening holiday ambition!

Spoiler: It ends with her frozen in a snowbank, making the same goofy face as Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining. I just don't understand why none of the networks picked up this show. They must be allergic to money!