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Elves are better than us in practically every way.

I have to say that because Lana reviews these posts before they go live.  (It also happens to be true.)

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Walter Reimer

"Sacred mysteries," pfft. We all know Lana has a USDA tattoo under that fleece. Grade A, in fact.

Major Matt Mason

I wanna know whence Bella's buttons went! ;-)

Eric Costello

Dodie ain't buyin' what Lana's sellin'.

tegerio

Drunk on duty again, Major? tsk tsk

Rick2tails

She might say that and even think that but its a load of crap

primordial_soup

Just chuck her in the knit o matic already!

Walter Reimer

The RonCo Knit-o-Matic? Ye gods, that's too cruel. DOO EET!

primordial_soup

Was thinking more along the lines of Wallace and Gromit. Somebody has to get a free sweater out of this!

Mondegreen

They may be mere mortals, but the Minkworthies are also tall and look strong, plus there's three of them... so whatcha gonna do about it?

Mondegreen

I didn't think about that! Darn those haughty elves and their being better than us in practically every way!