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Decide Joffrey's fate in the story Dragonlord. (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-30 23:10:01
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Joffrey is just a 10-year-old kid who got caught up in the crime committed by Cersei and Jaime. 

If Joffrey is to be executed, it'd end the line of false stags for good.

Or he could serve at the Wall where he could be useful for the Long Night. 

Comments

Bosmer1701

Death in the most humiliating way possible.

Revan

Death is too easy for him There is a reason death is chosen over the wall. His torment should be slow.

ModNsparksPhilo22

I get that he’s the pre-canon Joffree who hasn’t done all those despicable things, which makes his previously portrayed sadistic cruel nature a somewhat moot point, but useful on the Wall? Really? What part of his upbringing or core characteristics unless magically lobotomized/modified could ever translate to useful on the Wall? I’m ambivalent to him dying. I can see the whole avoid a Blackfyre situation rationale, but I would rather just completely remove Lannisters from power and exile Joffree (without Tywin and their gold, I don’t see anyone rallying for him).

Kevin Thunder

Let him suffer at the Wall. If he doesn't get pushed over the edge, I'm sure the coward will run away and break his vow. I hate him, but I am not a fan of child murder. Mormont may find a use for him, even if its just as a cook. Send Jaime there too, haha.

Kevin Thunder
>>107524238

Idk, it might be funny to see interludes on how Joffrey is faring at the Wall. Maybe he'll run his mouth, and someone will give him a nice fall. That would be hilarious to see him go splat.

Xela

HA! How could Joffrey possibly help at the wall. The boy would whine and complain throughout the whole ordeal, demanding to be treated with respect. He would die within the first week there. He's used to the warm heat of the capital, not the frigid of the north. He'd either die by the cold, but

Xela
>>107525819

*by the men training him, or on first trip north of the

Xela
>>107525819

**north of the wall. Just kill him and be done with it

Victory For The People

Everyone is so set on him being useless at the Wall as if there is only fighting men and they apparently have servants who cook and smiths who forge or stewards who run other errands.. I'm glad none of yall who think he'd be useless at the Wall are setup as LC, since I'd imagine the Night's Watch would starve itself since they'd be wondering where there gear is or get merced easily by wildling without their steel. He can be made useful, given that he is ONLY 10, there's a lot of room for improvement. I mean.. Fuck, even Olly from the show was too young to roll with a blade, he used a bow.. Effectively so, rip Ygritte.

Darkanlan

In the story he was only 6 or 7 when he killed his brothers pregnant cat so he could show off how he killed it and its babies. Think he was already a twisted little shit from the get go. So, I'm all for killing the little shit early. If a war breaks out, people with wealth can easily escape The Wall. Only people who actually value serving there are the idiots in the North, everyone else views it as a prison colony. In the North people die if they escape, in the South most people wouldn't care that much and be glad to see someone escaped the Northern Barbarians.

Fernzyyyy

He is innocent of his parents crime

Michael Hill

Let Arya turn the little shit into pies, ,and feed him to his family.

Xela
>>107525819

I'd still see him dying within a week. He may be decent, be tortures helpless animals. Even the Night Watch will notice that when he tries to practice on some random animal North of the Wall

Fernzyyyy

I don't like the idea of murdering innocent children despite their disposition. Sure you can kill him later on when he's a bit older or perhaps the wall will temper his snottiness

Et-reader97
>>107599185

With his psychotic traits most likely being present at this age it would probably be best to have him die. On the other hand I agree that he should probably age up a bit before it happens. And if it was somebody else I'd say let them get redeemed and become better but I think for someone like Joffrey that would be too tall of an order.

Elle

Death is way too easy for him. I'd rather he get bullied by the other crows for his snooty, arrogant, spoiled and entitled behavior and piss his pants from being forced to face the zombies until he dies

Dragonspectre
>>107735531

Or he could be a cook or even the cleaning servant of one of the castles along the Wall. A lot of job opportunities are there at the Wall.

Kevin Thunder

Damn, this poll really slid the other way over the last day. Honestly, you should do whichever you think is best for the story. Which direction did you want to take it?

Dragonspectre
>>107777734

Death. It makes sense for House Baratheon to establish a clear line of succession. Joffrey is a rival claimant, as he was heir to the Iron Throne for 10 years.

Kevin Thunder
>>107777734

It is your story. These polls should not really dictate what you do. You do you. But could you at least have him go to the Wall first? I really want him to get pushed off. Especially if Jaime is there to see it. I just hope you don't kill or enslave Myrcella.