44 Days in Print (Patreon)

44th Day of Forge Festival

Forge Bear gave to thee

44 Big ole hams

43 Magical Tree Sloths who communicate telepathically

42 Stand up comedians

41 Clones of your self who want make out

40 Spontaneous Dance Numbers that everyone knows the choreography to

39 percent off next time you buy adult toys

38 mega millions tickets that appear every morning in your pocket between 9 and 9;13 am

37 hairdressers who know who they are doing

36 Superpowers that you can cycle through at will

35 thousand mugs in your coffee cabinet

34 times your life is narrated by Helen Mirren

33 uses for jello you never thought of before

32 inches consecutively, concurrently, chronologically, or catastrophically

31 minions for your supervilliany

30 Out of body sheet ripping orgasms

29 kick ass guitar solos ( air guitar counts )

28 Epic Hollywood level pillow fights

27 Flan

26 Umbrella Drinks served by the celebrity you wanna smash

25 pounds of Shwarma

24 Furbies programmed to wipe out humanity but you will teach to love

23 pallets of fluff

22 sticks of butter Butter for the Butter Goddess

21 Dirty Innuendos

20 Krava Maga Trained Ferrets

19 Unexpected Internet Frrrrrrrrrrrrrezes

18 Judgemental Ducklings

17 Random RickRolls

16 Arc Reactor powered vibrators

15 Pierogi Eating Pirates

14 Sasquatch Wool Sweaters

13 Miles of Bubble Wrap

12 Powered Armored Pajamas

11 Diamond encrusted Nipple Clamps

10 Unicorn Pubic Hairs

9 Times I have to remind you are Snackable

8 quantum singularities

7 Narcoleptic Ninjas

6 Mjolnirs

5 Mini Paper Cups

4 Frost Giant Eggs

3 Moments of perfect harmony with the universe when you sneeze

2 invisible mismatched socks

And a totally slutty Growlie

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