Twas the Time if Festivus (Patreon)

‘Twas the time of Festivus and all through the house

not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

For the house was not visited quite often you see

For there were so many other places in the library

Shelly sat contemplating amidst the Manticore’s home

LillMissStubborn refilled the pie pit with meringue foam

Wendy had high tea with the sentient enchanted weapons

Jennette was on the black sands beach requesting drink seconds

Susan (Moury) was organizing a tournament of pillow fights

Kayla (Glendenning) was training all of Camelot’s knights

Steph field tested new magics and potions in a medieval dream

Darcy had a meeting with the Reynard, they bowed to their queen

Susie ( Panique ) brokered peace between the Rell and the Drang

Allyson stood on the speakeasy stage, with the piano she sang

Lisa took a Calavvier class cruiser out for a space spin

While Kimberlea (Eversall) sat in an inter dimensional casino knowing she’d win

Jo sauntered the wall of the Last City, the sunset a work of art

Susan returned the gemstone the Ikwiikwii knew as Pan’s heart

Tara (Sol) taught meditation to a group of progressive Balrog

While Numera (Desiree) magically wrangled the cursed bowl of eggnog

Christine (Thompson) sought quiet within the infinite foam pit

And Christina (Brewer) couldn’t find one amongst the hall of ridiculously comfy chairs to sit

Nemo spent five hours picking her favorite Iron Man suit to wear

Pirate Queen sailed the marauder seas with a noble crew and without a care

April(Perrault) found the ballroom next to the ball room across from the room of balls

While Nicole rode Pegusi through the boundless bunjie cord bunny halls

Carmen enjoyed the frivolity of the Dinner party of the left handed gods

Rachel (Dyer) accepting surrender from the defeated armies of the Scrods

Krissy(allthekittens) played some fetch with the creatures of legend and myth

Meanwhile Noelle outsmarted the aggressors in the Dalek Cybermen tiff

Robin played telepathic squash with Loki in the nude

As Andi got Cthulu to apologize to Earth 434 for being quite rude

There were Pandas following Julie since they thought her quite pretty

Godzilla tapping out while fighting Liz(Patt) in a miniature city

Tiffany couldn’t decide at the Hoth Brunch buffet between eggs and steak

After the 8 hours of having temporal hiccups, Claudia needed a break

Katie The Lady Millim Used her mind to make all the television satellites realign

Kim Grahek spent a solid hour stopping a Were Golden Retriever stampede amongst the ancient Mayan

Chel added another infinity gauntlet to her ever expanding collection

While Briana successfully genetically engineered a gummy bear the size of a watermelon

Where Crystal (Edwards) had left that slealth capable invisible pirate ship was anyones guess,

While Sonia had found herself introducing the French Revolution to the Mole people, creating one hell of a mess

Nelly nearly needed more nonsense to negate the nefarious powers of a Necromancers spell

Camie crept in just in time to bludgeon the dark wizard, setting the dead back to bed, and still having time to sneak in a post workout electrolyte gel

Paula pounced upon massive furry beasts, determined to rule over them all

Susan solved a demonic issue with some marshmallows and a 300 foot koosh ball

Fat bottom girl snapped her fingers, and her power armor fell into place

Getting her to the Black Knight satellite, and helping Jen get it back into outer space

Toni coalesced the eternal ethers,

Sage etched the runes with equal wonder and gloom,

Jax forged wands of ore and oak,

And Nancy teleported the four into the depths of the ancient pyramidal tomb

Maggie may have taken the helm,

Of the airship Archer’s Arrow,

Melissa Bishop built the deepest sea facility known to man

With a lot of lego and some nanite constructers she had to borrow

Tammy wright declared victory, having found a way to effectively weaponize Ranch dressing,

Simultaneously the international senate of Honey Badgers voted BluAquarius their Emperor with the Cosmic Goat’s blessing

Sharon Oneal stole all the Mjolnir’s

Stormy stole Odin’s Nose,

KJ Wilson figured out how to Hotwire the bifrost,

And Tracy Totora carried the throne of Asgard out on tippytoes

KittenLuna took back all the Megazords because the power rangers were using them wrong ,

Gleefully Fi scribbled out on a dry erase how to combine them all into one giant dugong.

Edo found a way to combine the force, spider sense, and the funk,

Meagan won first place in the intergalactic hula hoop games because all her competition stunk

Another Day, another dragon cave, that LynnieBee cleaned out of it’s loot

Makenzie inspected Loch Ness for OSHA, found it unsafe, and gave Nessie the boot,

The Ultron AI built a new physical body while in lockup to ask Staci (Louis) on a date,

The color scheme in her new Helicarrier was all wrong, and so SHIELD commander Amanda grew quite irate,

Amanda Tufly finished her flying island, so that everywhere she landed was beach property,

Dawn Rene , Victoria, and Asenatha built a 40 foot tall gummy worm wall on Amanda’s island as far as the eye could see

Des created a time machine that runs on peanut butter,

Jessica (Calvo) figured out how to combine a sonic screwdriver and a lightsaber,

Kayla V got bitten by a radioactive kangaroo, we’ll see what that do,

Richelle Ray mastered psychic holiday LED installation, which is telekinetic light labor

And amidst it all Niamh-Eilidh stood solemn with two frying pans, one labeled god the other killer and waited to see,

which inflatable man, of the thousands invading,

Would be the first to catch a frying pan in the face

A fate Niamh would deliver with glee

So the Library carried on,

Chaos incarnate, with moments of calm

Worlds upon worlds,

And wonders as far as the eyes could see,

But if nothing else,

This world we have to ourselves,

And that deserves all the thanks everyday from you to me.