Gelatoverse Candy Dump (Patreon)

Hey all.

First off, just wanted to share something my s/o and I collaborated on. Foodstuffs for the Gelatoverse, so you might see Gelatoverse characters eating these sometime soon.

Second off, just wanted to let you know that there's some stuff behind the scenes, mainly a project I can't talk about right now. Patreon should be on schedule this month though. Below all this text will be explanations of just what these snacks are and what they do!

Chocolate Rabbit Candies

A candy company currently owned by Shoko Laht, the pseudonym used by all owners. Inside the factory is a massive set of candy coated landscapes, a micro-biome for taste testing. Testing labs are highly volatile, and should only be entered with hazmat suits. Founded by the first Shoko Laht, the company sought out to make a factory based on colorful imagery and whacky candies, heavily inspired by one film the first owner had seen… That might be why there’s also a failed blueberry gum line, or chocolate rivers that turn those that stay in it too long into chocolate slime creatures, or taffy pullers that could fit a smaller individual into them. They’ve partnered with Gelato Labs for new, exciting ways to create candy. Most of which seems to be grown in house within the factory by diligent workers.

Products:

Big Top Chocolate: A chocolate bar that tends to be the main product of the company. Known for its origins being sold in Big Top tents, Big Top Chocolate is a popular snack to munch on and use in home recipes. It comes in a variety of flavors and sizes, mainly: Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White Chocolate, Caramel and Chocolate, Mint Chocolate, Chocolate Creamsicle, alongside Cookies and Cream Chocolate. The normal sized bar is around the size of a Hershey’s bar and contains around 685 calories.

Butterhoops: A bag of chocolate rings, filled with a fruity gel center and coated in butter at the top. They used to be sold in small buckets when movies started growing in popularity, and have remained an idle watch-along snack ever since. The fruit centers include Orange, Strawberry, Blue Raspberry, Watermelon, and Lemon Lime. When some people finish with the rings, they’ll drink the remaining butter out of the bag. A normal sized bag contains around one-hundred tiny pieces all packed together in individual plastic wrappings, and contain roughly twenty servings per bag. A serving is roughly around five pieces and contains 220 calories.

Cannonblob: A box of large colorful candy spheres filled with a mixture of caramel, lard, and little crunchy candy bits that pop in the consumer’s mouth. A popular snack made in the 1950s, inspired by a resurgence in pirate popularity. Also served on cruise liners, airplanes, and in theaters. Their softball size makes them fun to juggle around. The standard size contains eight servings per box, one ball per serving, and is 1100 calories per serving.

Juice Jumbos: A fifteen piece box of gum known for its intense juicy flavor. A relatively recent candy, releasing in the early 2000s, this gum has grown in popularity for its changing flavors as you chew, and for being a particularly sweet and sour gum. The gum also makes one’s breath (and gas) fruity for a small period of time. There is a rare defect in the gum that swells someone into the flavor that the gum is fixated on. If you’re experiencing becoming a berry, please contact customer support so they can assist you to the nearest juicing facility. One stick of gum is 90 calories.

Fireswallower: A double pack of sharable, spicy cinnamon buns, packed with cinnamon sugar and drizzling with cinnamon butter cream. They had a resurgence in the 90s after the computer boom, but office workers quickly realized that not only were these treats too tasty not to stop eating, but eating even one of them dramatically increases one’s libido. A sharp increase in office-related orgies and a downturn in productivity ensued. Considering how big and doughy (not to mention messy) it is, it’s recommended to eat it with both of your hands like a sandwich. One serving size includes one cinnamon bun, and has around 4400 calories.

Rope Snapper: A crunchy candy rope with blue and white stripes, with a blue raspberry flavor, before chocolate, cinnamon bun, key lime, and red velvet flavors sprang up in the late 80s. These candies came about in the early 1960s, and grew popular in carnivals and festivals. One of these ropes is roughly around 540 calories.

Queen Royale: A massive beach-ball sized chocolate, graham, and marshmallow treat loaded with additional tasty secrets on the inside. Made as a tie-in with Witch Knight, these treats have been called “the most addictive, potentially bannable snack that Chocolate Rabbit Candies” has ever put out. Any public official who has been on the record in favor of banning them has subsequently been caught on tape eating one, and ended up obese and desperate for more after curiosity got the better of them. One serving size is one fourth of these snacks, with one serving size being roughly around 3,750 calories.