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Office Dragon Sketches (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-06 15:16:25
Imported:
2026-06

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What would you do if you started work in a new office and found you were sat next to a grumpy dragon?

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Chumlee99

Offer her gold and sacrificial virgins to not roast me

pmsrw3

I would not ask her to fetch me coffee...

Not Here

At least I'd know the coffee would be hot.

FylexFyelds

Looks like corporate snivy, lol. I love it.

Zero514

Time to start making some awkward small talk in the hopes she finds me charming. All else fails, invest in fire proof boxers.

emailed333

Try to make jokes and small talk. After all, she cute.

Shawn K. Younkin

Try to make her comfortable and show off my hoard of Superman figs.

Silvador

Try and cheer her up, probably.

Wat

We're in a jollyjack comic, so be very careful about which floor we inevitably have sex on. Or get ready to turn into a dragon. There's a few ways this could go.

Golnor

I love casual fantasy.

GFrequency

Probably DM her over Teams about all the crap upper management puts us through.

mazinja

offer a donut?

Damo

You bring in food. Always the best intro in a new workplace.

TetsuKnife's Ironsword Studio

Oh, like that's any sort of hell compared to working retail. I'd be willing to take a job sandwiched between two of them!

Earthbound books

I hate the no smoking policy too, but rules are rules. Maybe she could join me for one outside in the back alley? Or say after work?

Earthbound books

Unless she’s trying to quit. And has to deal with her pent up frustrations some other way.

Jenora Feuer

That height difference certainly offers a nice view which one must not be TOO obvious about taking in.

ZeroV60

Show her the Trogdor music video to cheer her up

Indigo Icetalons

Always love these character exploration sketches of yours

Devon King

She rather be home napping on her hoard. It's a lot of gold, but you never touch the principle.

monocle

Really depends on how well she messes with my terrible sense of humor (I'm in danger)

KC

Offer her a neck massage. Although that would be against workplace protocol.

CaptainRedJack

Don't think I'm gonna be able to read this one. I know it will lead to anitomicly-unrecognizable-hyper-inflation-sexy-fun-time... But the base of that dragon looks uncomfortable like my sister. Right down to the side eye resting bitch face...

Some One

Be patient, and polite you're just starting and she's been here for a while. Help her when you can and try to offer a little service every day. Does she like coffee? Donuts? Maybe pick them up. Above all, listen, she's probably not grumpy at you, and if she is she the office will probably let you know why eventually. Work on that.

McZed

Given the all-seeing eye of HR and my damnably high professional standards, I'd make small talk about books I've read recently, assist in a standard professional way given (whatever role I have at this company), and occasionally ask if she'd like to take lunch with me, because there's a really good Indian place close by.

Stone Quillian III

Hmmm, that is a tricky question to answer. Maybe pamper her to be more comfy and ask her out on a date to help her relax after work?

BewCannon

Boop her on the snoot and then accept the consequences 😍☝️🤯🔥💀

Sideshow

"So, why the long face?"

Spess Mahren

I think she would look better with a shorter neck, she looks more of a snake then a dragon. But I like the look overall.

AgonWolfe

I'm loving the concept haha

Earthbound books

Believe it or not I’m not all that surprised to see a dragon working here. At my old office most of the staff were spontaneously turned into foxes! I was out sick that day…