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Chumlee99

“Thank god I opted for the destruction via hulk sex insurance”

AgonWolfe

Pelvis status: Deleted.

Blackstone

So....where do I sign up? I would love to join this organization....for the greater good of course. 😉

Zero514

Guy at Secret Agency Body shop: "I swear to God if I have to buff another set of butt cheeks out of another hood I'm gonna SNAP!"

Chumlee99

*a she hulk walks in* excuse me, I’m having trouble with my radiator. Can you help a girl out? Him:…….sure thing. (I was overreacting about the butt stuff anyways)

Wilford B. Wolf

I don't think this how that Whitesnake video went....

M37h3w3

"Needless to say, the car is a complete loss." 'Worth it.' "Management disagrees. Your new ride is an e-scooter."

Rob Williams

How is his hair still perfect? What sort of product is he using? Epoxy resin???

Mohiten

"Mikey thinks she likes it~"

Paraffine

"Agent, why does your doctor's note say 'broken pelvis'..."