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The Shortcut - 003 (Patreon)

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2026-03-31 23:01:35
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2026-04
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Wintail

I can see why she's in a rush

Zero514

Not gonna lie, that Goblin King is kinda terrifying.

Shawn K. Younkin

Removing tags from mint toys is a goddamn war crime! I hope she rescues Lancelot and kicks the shit out of the Goblin King.

ScarySerum

Oh no, not my beanie babies! XD

smithyrod

...she's going to turn into a (teddy) bear by the end of this, isn't she?

Chumlee99

Hey that ain’t David Bowie

Silvador

Nooooo! Not the tags! O:

Death of Ink

First off: A NON-David Bowie Goblin King who isn't even sexy?? You're crazy Jack! Crazy!! Second: So it's her Teddy she's trying to get back? Not a baby half-brother? Third: Wanting to get it back cause it's a rare collector's item and she doesn't want the King ruining the value is good comedy! I swear, we need more projects making fun of modern youth's high preference for collecting stuff they can sell online. There's just so much fun to be had addressing that for a "motive" especially in a fantasy story!

Gorel29

It's a vintage collectible!

ZeroV60

Fun twist on the classic. Actually kind of adorable Sarah is going this far for her teddy bear. Now let's see what this shortcut entails...

Russet

She would be a collector. I mean she pretty much already was.

Russet

We can only hope.

Piltheser

David Bowie looks less sexy than I remember.

Bud Chudley

I somehow get the feeling the girl ends up transforming into different shapes and beings, with her final form as she confronts the Goblin King ends up being...David Bowie.

Vices

Obsessive collecting of mint condition toys and games? She's my kinda gal!

AgonWolfe

Valid crash out to be honest hahaha.

GFrequency

She gets cuter with every page.

ZenoCoyote

The end stage capitalism version of a 80's classic.

Sideshow

Yeah, this is exactly how a modern retelling would go.

GhostGriff

I'd recognize the kingdom of Hm'erica anywhere. The land where worms tell you what to do

JayAury

That codpiece is pretty modest considering the inspiration.

Paraffine

This is some twisted "Alice in Wonderland" version, isn't it? She's the "always out of time" rabbit, the grub is the wise caterpillar? I don't know, but I want to see how this progresses :)

Savage Shark

NO! Not the collector value OAO The fiend!