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A day in 'Murica (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-29 16:00:10
Imported:
2026-06

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I assume this is what it's like living in America

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SCNS Live

I live in Texas. So yeah pretty accurate.

Oli

Now hand over that comic! slooooowly! (don't worry, just trying to fit into the context ^^)

Sol.centered

That’s a pretty standard Tuesday morning, ngl

Cyber_Cyrus

Almost you’re just missing the burger

Rhonda✨

BAHAHAHA 🤣 too accurate!

Naqada

is the guy in the mask a "federal agent" for trump? if so, then yeah, nailed it

Doc Furan

Somehow there aren’t enough guns to be truly representative of America - though the pigeons in my city have taken to butterfly knives instead of pistols

el_zilcho

Considering the temperature here’s been between the high 80s and high 90s with high humidity, I definitely feel like the sun’s pointing at least one gun at me

Tim

To be fair, the mugger brought it on himself

mark davis

I'm pretty sure there are more guns than people in America. I'm from Michigan, can you please annex us for our own safety?

Mattis. Probably.

I kinda like guns. If they are kept at the range. Because as a sport, being all about precision while still being accessible to folks who aren't exactly athletic, it's pretty cool. Plus it's fun when things go bang xD But in general I feel sorry for Americans... Being so paranoid that you have to carry a load out rivaling a SWAT team everywhere you go must be a pretty miserable existence.

Jared White

Maybe add the Moon who is accidentally missing a chunk from an accidental self-shooting. 🤪

Harry Dresden

Not even close. Like seriously I'm all for gun control and banning guns but having lived in four very large cities in the US, Detroit being one of them, this has never happened to me. I lived in the not so great areas too, not posting as some semi rich white dude that's never been to a city. Plenty of stupid shit happens here making stupid strips like this just feeds the gun nuts.

Hockey1980

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the band and song Sports Team "Bang Bang Bang", but that's what it's like to live here.

Andrew Raymond

That's what the ammosexuals think, and THAT is the problem.

Sh0tgun_Jacks0n

Ah yes, the "South Park S19E10" approach

FalseAesop

Don't tell me to calm down!

Keeper of the derpy dog

Had to walk past this exact situation on my way into work this morning smh.

Bob Bobson

When I was traveling through Australia, multiple people asked me how many gunfights I've been in. We are strapped up but for the most part, they're treated like fashion accessories and toys by many, many Yankees. (We obviously still have too much gun violence but American cities aren't the lawless hellscapes of John Wick assassins around every corner as depicted in media we create.)

Slumberjack.pj

We crossed into Canada a few days ago for vacation. The guard asked us a few questions, but repeatedly asked if we brought guns. I didn't get it then. Can I really call myself an American if I don't own guns?

Stephen Gill

Pfft. We don't commonly carry breadcrumbs.

strombolipie

The pigeon would make a boss tattoo

Ariel Sue

You're not far off....

Jeff Buckner

I have to do this to myself to get out of bed to go to work. “You got bills to pay, punk!”

GJ

Sometimes the gun pulls out an even smaller gun...it's guns all the way down really.

Reggie Stout

Except the masked guy would have ICE on his back.

Michael W

I can confirm¹ that's exactly like it. ¹ Accuracy not guaranteed, I am an Australian who has never been to the USA.

Vivi239

I mean, the sun is pretty accurate...