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The Secret (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-30 21:53:25
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Outdoor air pollution, UV rays, and interacting with the general public are known agers (shhh I'm not a shut-in)

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Tim

You're so goddamn pretty 😍

Doc Furan

Whenever anyone compliments me on my surprisingly-youthful 37-yo complexion I say “thanks! I don’t go outside!”

Chaoscodex199

"I have the better half of both of my parents' genes, but I also never see the sun without a window in between me and that giant deadly laser in the sky."

Oli

What's outside? Never heard of it

Will

Pizzacake is lowkey a basement dweller? I think I've heard it all.

Surgite

And the house is where all my stuff is!

ItsSomeGuy

The general public is the ultimate ager and a complete nightmare

Jeremiah Avery

My semi hermit life may help me become immortal.

JRIII

Two small panels, and you still got a big smile out of me. The look on Ellen’s face is perfect!

Michael Cattle

I tell them I use skin care lotion, stay out of the sun, and never vote conservative.