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Ordered Online (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-16 02:01:43
Imported:
2026-06

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I've literally never ordered this type of stuff online before this year and this is exactly why lmao. Some items just cannot be adjusted and are not meant for every body type. Maybe I just thought the model was hot??

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thunderchicken_503

Too be fair, it's not really meant to be worn for very long

Taco Cat

We would need to see what it looks like on you to have an opinion.

pccf786121

I wouldn't mind if you were our hot model.

CanDude

It's the straps. They look soooo hot but I always wonder about the practicality of them w🤣

Nicholas Sulikowski

A while back, I ordered a shirt online that was x size, and it was fine when it arrived. So I ordered the very same size and style and type again from the same vendor from the same site.. For some some reason, it was very slightly smaller, enough to be a wee bit uncomfortable. Like, the only difference was color, and when I ordered it.

Bushmeat

It did the job

panda267

I donno, looks like it fits great to me 🤷‍♂️

Nicholas Sulikowski

Also, something something Zardoz about your new outfit. Sean Connery might have been able to help.

ewink

For the record, we're all paying you because we think you are beautiful*. It does not matter what you wear, we will love it because we love you, a weird pudge here and there be damned. *We also love your comic, think you are super smart, and love your personality, but since this post was clearly about physical attractiveness, that is why I chose to highlight how beautiful you are. We love Ellen, aka Pizzacake.

J Eric Murphy

Sometimes you just have to try things on first. Hopefully they have a good return policy.

Oli

Yeah, it's kinda like the burger in the commercial vs the burger you get 🤣

Cyber_Cyrus

Oh come on you don’t look that bad, but yeah you were probably staring at the model 😂

Michael Szeller

Separate tops and bottoms for most ladies (including my own) because they are hardly ever the same size. You think they’d put some sliders on the straps. Hey designers, y’all listening! Nonetheless, it’d be fun rescuing you from that cat’s cradle.

the.adhd.tiger

LOL this is the style Pizza Cake strip I live for

Gareth12

Your devil Ellen's logic was sound you would look amazing wearing that just a shame about the sizes 😜

Hockey1980

You gotta remember, models for clothing shoots don't dress themselves.

Pelagius

I for one am definitely interested in seeing an Xtra recreation.

Cardiotherapy

I expect tailoring is really the only way you'll get something like that to fit well enough, but not only is that a pain in the ass, body changes are liable to make it not fit again. Time to return to toga.