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2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-27 19:56:06
Imported:
2026-06

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I've been having this conversation since 2021 🥲

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Tim Organo

Yup. Still waiting for it to NOT lie to me

TellyToon

How do we tell her?

The Fire Piper

Yes please! I know it could get worse, but please, we need a good year.

Oli

It surely sucks... But you are not alone. Let's go through this together

Will

I look at 2026 and I think "Hey Buddy, I didn't hear no bell."

Thomas

Soooo true…

Adj Hernandez

I'm still in denial that it isn't 2014.

Kurdt

Just waiting for a certain someone to have a heart attack or a stroke and it'll be a much better year

Elk of Legend

Being an adult is telling yourself next month will be better. Every month. Until the end.

Zihuatanejo

I maintain that our timeline broke in October 2016, when the Cubs defied all known rules of space and time to win their first World Series in 110 years. Everything has been a shitshow since then.

DonVVV

It'll definitely be better. It's one year closer to Armageddon and then we can all get off this ride together.

Ira Timothy

E-e-ellen...y-you're scaring the year...and us...and...the world.

DnD Therapy

I got a new job, I start on the 5th, so I’m hoping it’ll be better

Eric Levine

I've been saying that since 2016. Fuck trump!

Halperin612

Ellen, I hope you and your family have a safe and enjoyable 2026. I'm in the US so neither of those are options, hope Canada and the rest of the world has a better time.

Sleepy John

The uncomfortable truths can come LATER, just get me out of 2025!!!

Chad Peterman

I’ll be glad when this dumpster fire of a year is finally over.

M. Ainsel

-Starts playing "Baba O'Riley." Straps on kneepads, elbowpads, helmet, other sundry protective equipment. Paints black lines under eyes. Grabs a two-by-four studded with nails, a sock full of nickels, and a hockey club with a meat cleaver riveted to the end.- Ahhh hell... ok. Let's go. I've only become angrier and harder to kill. Bring it on, you schoolyard bully of a timeline.

Joseph Chen

The fact that so many died this year, a few of them I actually knew and cared about near and dear to my heart, I hope to everything that 2026 is better

Joe Vasquez

I've just stopped asking anymore

Spartan042

(Nervous laughly and talking to myself) “Yes it’ll be better. Please dear god be better…”

Naqada

one particular... event... could make 2026 much better than 2025..

Chris Mingus

Kid, I've been saying it since 2017.

Sophie

Reporting from May 2, it was even worse 😭😭😭😭

Coyote

(head-banging 😭) "Cowboy Tears It's okay to cry!"