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Will

Ooh, this is evoking real pathos and regret. Damn, I'm very invested now.

Khadijah Cook

I am so invested in this series!

Mike Weller

Is this turning into a story of self reflection and change for the better? I don't know if my heart can handle that! I came here to laugh, not to feel! /S if it's needed

Erika Valentine

Oh, dang, the whole arc turned out to be a morality play!

Alex_the_Mad

This is about to be a "Sorry, I had my headphones in." Bits.

Jeremy Umpleby

I always knew the Spice Girls would cause problems eventually. A zombie outbreak seemed a little much, though.

Kathryn Fortunato

To be fair my music is the only way to make my brain shut up, so I am kinda on Team Ellen here. Granted, I'm also a little more aware of my surroundings.

Ross

I can't believe I didn't realize the reveal of the creature in the last installment didn't clue me into the fact that there was a twist coming. This is really good and I can't wait for more

Luna's Maximum Circus

Nah, I'm on Team Ellen. Was it smart to run with noise-cancelling earbuds in so she lost her situational awareness? Probably not. Is it right to be punished for that to such a degree? Absolutely not.

Jpec07

So the moral of the story is: don’t wear headphones while going on your morning run.

Jeremy Stallings

What, Ellen did just what was natural, kids will just be kids, old guy was probably insurance fraud, and what I learned in scouts was the only thing you can do with a bear is run faster than the other person!

thegreenmonkey

Oh my. I am now conflicted. Is she so self-absorbed that she ignores the happenings around her. Or is she so dead inside that she just doesn't care anymore. Stay tuned for more.

Sleepy John

Wow. Ok, can you click your heels three times if you’re wearing running shoes? Also: people are going to whine about how the story became ‘woke’. To quote Bugs again, “Dey don’t know me very well, do dey?”

JRIII

I’ll admit, that was totally unexpected. I’m hoping there is a good twist coming up. Maybe this is an alternate universe Ellen in which she’s a self-centered jerk? (Or maybe those noise-canceling ear buds work too darn well?) I’m in until the end on this one.

el_zilcho

Plot twist: that was just a normal talking bear that was offended by Ellen’s indifference

Michael Szeller

I knew that jogging was bad for you…. Or is it not paying attention to your surroundings in the woods? 🤷‍♂️

Oli

That creature apparently never had a good headset. These things can mute the whole world around you

the.adhd.tiger

One cannot be blamed for noise cancelling ear phones. Especially if they are playing music. There is nothing short of a 747 crashing the house next door that's going to break through that wall.

Kurdt

I would honestly pay good money for an expanded version of this storyline in book form!

CanDude

She called you patsy. Obviously she knows you and your skin tone very well 😁

Coyote

You ran too!?! I Jogged on the grass of I75 the best a Dallas toddler could. I hope you still have parks!