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Icy (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-28 20:00:11
Imported:
2026-06

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Be safe out there, everyone! And make sure to bundle up, nobody wants to deal with ice.

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Lucas O'Connor

No, it's absolutely the best time. You can use your nipples to pop their tires.

panda267

I think this one needs a real life recreation. Not the encased in ice part, but everyone else would be pretty rad

Ian McLaughlin

“Less talky more blowy” - I’ll have to use that some time :)

Bill Douglas

Well I wasn't expecting new fetishes being unlocked today.

YoPaulie!

I usually say "don't talk with your mouth full" but that's just me.

CanDude

Two things: had me in the first half, not gonna lie. I was all set to gloat about Vancouver weather when I saw the rest 🤣 Second: Absolutely YES MORE BLOWIE!!!! ... probably not what the comic was about, but I stand by what I said 😆

el_zilcho

Obviously the agency is worse but considering it feels like -10 degrees Fahrenheit with windchill here today the element of ice is also on my shit list

Adam Goss

I see also the chicken is done.... ooh, two chickens!

Anthony

Funny I have said less talky more blowey to my wife but in very diffrent context.

Joey Kirby

I would say "hot" but that doesn't quite seem to apply here lol

Will

Is this a thing? I'm very intrigued.

Joseph Chen

I can't remember where I got this from (I at least I know it is from a cartoon), but I hear pressing the picture of a hot guy on the ice would do the trick lol

M. Ainsel

So I don't mind the cold, but I got frostbite in places I didn't know I had places, just from imagining doing something like this. ...Fucking metal. 🤘😈

Gareth12

I approve of that message as an instruction to your husband so we get a better view and for the political meaning 😜

Kurdt

Topless Ellen protesting various kinds of horseshit is exactly what the world needs more of right now

Zihuatanejo

Here in NYC it has been much colder than we've become used to over the last several years, and it's been an adjustment. Among other things, I had grand plans to go back to the gym this last Monday after taking the holidays off, but Mother Nature was just like, "lol nah, enjoy being fat for another week."

Nicholas Sulikowski

Even in PA which isn't nearly as cold on average as MN and Canada, we got about a foot of snow here, which was shortly thereafter covered in sleet that turned it into solid masses that could probably fell the Titanic. (I smacked the snow on my lawn with a shovel and left no marks.) And it's going down to a low of 1 degree F this Friday. And so, as titillating as this post and gesture of yours is, I do suggest caution in these awfully extreme cold weather conditions. (And yes, I wrote this whole long comment out just to say titillating. No regrets.)