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I went into Sephora recently and got so overwhelmed by all the new types of products that I just left and went to the food court lol. I have no idea how people navigate all this stuff and how they're supposed to go together, I'll just stick to my $3 eyeshadow palette 😅

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Drue Tucker

Plus pretzels are predictably tasty. Way more open-ended variables with makeup.

Oli

You don't need make-up to look good <3

Planet Bloptogon

Bold of you to assume you're even REMOTELY ugly

Will

Auntie Anne's is the superior investment.

Michael Szeller

I thank god every day that as a man of (ahem) mature years, not in the public eye, makeup is not something I purchase. I just zip my lip as my wife racks up the Optimum Points with her purchases.

Rhonda✨

😭Exactly, it’s way too complicated Reminds me of this twitter post 🤣 The beauty industry: For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow :)

Gareth12

Well that end result is fine as you already look incredible without all that needless stuff 😍

Addi B

Relatable

Otter Saurus

Oooh, there's definitely a possible lewd ending to this!

CanDude

My mind is boggled by the sheer amount of options for *everything* now. And why must everything have an app??? 😵‍💫

Maggie Strasser

I’m 67. Never wore any makeup my entire life. I smile when I think of all the money I’ve saved.

Jeremy Umpleby

Huh? I'm pretty sure I've seen a photo of Ellen (accidentally) SFW cosplaying as her character, and I'm not sure what she's talking about.

Pizza Cake Comics

Auntie Anne's is soo good! We don't have any in my province though :(

Will

Noooo

The Devil Kitty

I figure it's a case of just getting a few products you like (they have spray the makes your makeup notsmudge now!). Piling everything on your face seems too likely to end up looking like clown makeup. But soft pretzels are ALWAYS the answer!

Exodiafinder687

Trying to make Ellen less ugly is like trying to make Mount Everest less short. Though if you ever need help I’m always willing to give you a facial. 👀

Tim Starliper

Now, waitaminnit! SFW photo of Ellen? Is such a thing allowed? :D

Jeremy Umpleby

I saw it on Reddit some years back. It didn't seem planned.

Oli

No, I'm Oli 😜

Sleepy John

“How about Botox injections?” “Will that make me look younger?” “No, it’ll make you look like someone who’s had Botox injections."

Alex_the_Mad

Uhhh.....You look good. Why do you need make up?

The Devil Kitty

We lie in a society that involves other women picking at our looks more than guys do. Only took me 30+ years to figure that out!

Ira Timothy

Damn it...now I want a pretzel

Sophie

You’re not ugly, you’re gorgeous 😭😭