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Coincidentally, I'm going to be doing a nurse cosplay this weekend...👀 (2 highest tiers only as it'll be NSFW) Maybe I'll see you there! :)

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Oli

How appropriate. I got an ouchy on my finger. could you fix it up for me?

James St. Clair

Maybe Jeff's blood pressure is high because too much blood is rushing to other areas with you strolling around in that outfit.

Androjaneous

I really would have thought most of his blood pressure would have moved south in short order 😏

Will

If you were my nurse, I'd be "sick" every day.

Crow R Stone

Helloooo, Nurse!! I'm suddenly over my fear of medical staff.

N. James

I work in an actual hospital, but I’d take nurse Ellen over any of them.

Kurdt

Best news I've heard all week!

Jeremiah Avery

Yay! New meaning to "Take two of these and call me in the morning."

Exodiafinder687

Jeff may have high blood pressure, but you look to be a bit hot. Best we use my oral thermometer to check.

Zihuatanejo

A few years ago we decided at the last minute to go to a Halloween party, and since we were in a hurry I quickly threw together a costume by wrapping some gauze around my head and smearing a bunch of fake blood on it. To help sell it as a costume I also dressed a little oddly and generally acted off, as if I had actually suffered a serious head injury. When we got to the party, there was a woman who was dressed as a nurse, and she asked me if I was okay and proceeded to give me a quick and mildly flirty pretend examination. I stayed in character and acted like I didn't understand what was happening, but my wife -- who was standing right next to me throughout the entire interaction -- did not appreciate the show. That woman lives in our neighborhood, and to this day whenever we see her out and about my wife always says something to the effect of how I should go over and say hi to my girlfriend.

Kathryn Fortunato

Plot Twist! When nurse fantasies become nurse reality.

Geoff Atkins

My wife once did a nurse cosplay, including a stethoscope. Turns out I have a bicuspid heart valve. When I told my doctor it turns out that's been in my medical notes for over 30 years and nobody bothered to actually tell me. Then I got a BJ.

Geoff Atkins

From my wife. Not the doctor.

ernest leitch

Wait till he hears what the co pay is

Jeremy

"Aww man" is The sound of disappointed men everywhere.

Jeremy Stallings

The real way to fulfill my fantasy is to tell me it's all covered and there's no deductible or copay, and possibly it's within network

Gareth12

I hope you can help nurse Ellen your pictures are causing a bit of stiffness that i need you to look at 😏🥵

Sleepy John

It’s “Registered Nurse”, not “Right Now!”

Michael Szeller

Elevated blood pressure is expected in the circumstances…..

CanDude

Love this! I'm proud of your activism and commentary on current events, but this is the kind of humour that made me a fan in the first place. 😁

Kurdt

Just wondering, are the OF peeps getting to see this as well?

Anthony

Probably should not be taking his blood pressure while wearing an outfit like that.

Matt G

Lmao this is fantastic

Grant

Jc is there a way to get both OF and patreon content wo subscribing to both individually

Coyote

Does blue cross/shield bronze cover this check-up? ... what's your opinion-ion on the best material for teeth fillings?