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I don't think I've ever been scared of a kitten before but Sandy is an unstoppable destroying machine who does not seem to be scared of water??

Now, I haven't sprayed her with water since this time, as people educated me that it was not good to do, and Sandy ate a pair of my shoes that night as punishment lol. I didn't even know cats ate shoes 😅

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Mitch

A cat with biceps and triceps is surprisingly horrifying.

YoPaulie!

Cats are assholes in general, but I love 'em anyway.

!Monkeytowers!

What if I told everyone these cats actually existed? Not as muscular, but can actually have noticeable muscles? 😂

Erika Valentine

I had a cat who would just glare at me as a squirted her. I gave up that method after her.

Tim

“Noooooooo don’t spray your cat!” **cat proceeds to eat shoes**

Chris Smith

Get that double sided tape stuff to put on the areas she scratches. It works well to dissuade that.

Pizza Cake Comics

I saw a muscular, hairless cat online and it was....unsettling...

Exodiafinder687

Strange. I would have thought getting a pussy wet would lead to fun times.

Chad Peterman

Thankfully my two goofballs have finally started using the scratching posts that have been sitting there for literal years. I still catch them using the back of the couch, though.

Pizza Cake Comics

The scratching posts in my house are everywhere and still! Maybe i should line them with cat nip

Zihuatanejo

I'd advise getting a scratching post. Usually -- *usually* -- cats don't scratch up furniture if they have a designated scratching object. Other toys might help keep her occupied and the right level of stimulated as well. If you still catch her scratching off-limits items, say "No!" in a loud firm voice and with an emphatic clap of your hands. And if none of that helps, move out immediately and start a new life elsewhere because it is the kitten's house now.

taukid

To quote CGP Grey "a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"

Jeremiah Avery

“You think water is going to stop me? Better sleep with one eye open!”

Ariel Sue

Some scratchers just need to scratch. I have a Russian blue that destroys the wood trim around my back door. >_>

Oli

She's pretty much like my Leo. "Fuck you, i do what i want!"

Rhonda✨

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steve Boyko

We had a cat that would keep going, even when actively being sprayed, like a soldier advancing under fire across no-man’s-land. This is the same cat that knocked a ham off the counter and started eating it. Rumpleteazer was a troublemaker.

Kathryn Fortunato

My cat was Sandy, too!!! I miss my beautiful boy!

D.J. Trindle

I saw the post title and immediately wondered "What has A-A-Ron gotten himself into this time?"

Tanzerine

Seconding this suggestion - I had a giant imperturbable orange cat who LOVED scratching the edges of my record albums and completely ignored any and all scratching posts I provided. I put packing tape sticky side out on the albums (and books, and most furniture he could reach) and he hated it. Took a few months before I dared remove the tape, but he never scratched them again. (I did let him claim one wooden kitchen chair, I figured that was fair.) Tape that's sticky on both sides sounds far handier than my approach :-)

Sleepy John

“The rest of my life, and three of the next eight, will be devoted to vengeance for this."

Kurdt

The best is when a demon enters them and they run all over, fucking up as much shit as they can fuck up. And then sleep for like eight hours

Crafty

We sprayed our cats with water when they would scratch at the door. It encouraged them. They would lick the water off each other and started scratching the door for more.

Sophie

You need to get her something to scratch

Jeff Flanagan

It could have gone a lot worse with the shoes. You don't want to make a cat unhappy.