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Delivery! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-13 16:30:36
Imported:
2026-05

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I don't think any of the delivery people that come to my house like me lol

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Oli

DHL in a nutshell

Exodiafinder687

He must have gone to the Ace Ventura school of package delivery.

LizzyBean

Oh, I see you've met the FedEx delivery people.

5tarSailor

I have a package being delivered today, I got 3 notifications on the update. This notification freaked me out a little thinking Ellen was my delivery woman

Iorek

I'm happy to know that delivery people are the same in every country of the world 🤣🤣

Rhonda✨

That third panel! 🤣🤣🤣 And YES! 😭 Either in the rain or up a tree! 😑

AdAstridPerAspera

That is a bad sign! Source: I deliberately left packages in the rain/mud/on dog turds they didn't clean up at the houses that caused problems on my mail routes when I was at USPS! (Problems included! Gun pointed at my stomach because the guy was carrying it for some reason! The one that called me the t-slur to a coworker when asking to get their stuff early! And the one whose dogs I had to pepperspray three times!) Though also, fedex and DHL generally don't give a shit.

5tarSailor

Me being a patron counts as a tip right?

Pizza Cake Comics

I can promise you I've never caused a problem for anyone delivering to my house. I usually don't even see them

CanDude

The only way to make this comic better is a "Give a Fuck" meter along the side and already at zero. 😁

Billz

Got some Terrence & Phillip vibe in that last panel.

Joey Kirby

Seems about right, watched a driver toss a couple packages on my porch the other day, then proceed to (I guess?) Take his lunch break parked partially in my neoghbors lawn, having an argument on his phone, then watching YouTube videos while scaring down noodles

Surgite

Love when they say they can’t find our house on GPS and deliver to the neighbors…right next to us. Or in one case, even drove PAST our visit to get to the neighbor behind us… (Our house has been here for 70ish years, mind you.)

Oli

Yeah, we got DHL, Hermes, DPD and UPS here. Unfortunately the only one doing a good job is the amazon delivery person. I'm really sorry to hear that people were so shitty with you, Astrid. I would have left their packages in the rain/mud/on dog crap as well if someone treated me that way. Maybe i'd even have thrown those at their porches

macFuz

Clearly all the delivery drivers use Reddit :p

macFuz

"Should I do something meaningful with my life and contribute to society? Nah I'm just gonna stalk this webcomic lady because she doesn't share my opinions!"

Cee

Oh hey, its DPD. Said they delivered my £180 parcel to my neighbour 'Sam', posted a photo of next doors gate. My neighbour isn't called 'Sam' (neither of them lol). They hadn't seen the package. I found it yeeted over my fence in a corner of the garden. Good thing it wasn't breakable.

Zihuatanejo

Our ridiculously spoiled dog gets his ridiculously expensive dog food delivered about once a month. This monthly delivery is pretty substantial -- in excess of 50 lb. -- but our (normal-sized female) postal carrier always brings it right to the door of our fifth-floor residence without any problem or complaint. Meanwhile, my ridiculously spoiled wife receives a monthly delivery of ridiculously expensive vitamins (or "nutrients" or whatever they are marketed as), which come in a small box roughly six inches on a side that weighs perhaps a couple of pounds. This is sent not by regular mail but by a different delivery service -- I won't say its name but over the years it has experienced UPS and downs -- and is always left downstairs as close to the entry as is physically possible, with a sticker on it noting that it is an oversized parcel. Since this delivery person or persons can never be arsed to come all the way up to our door, I've never seen them, but I like to imagine a strapping young man straining under the weight of my wife's "oversized" box of vitamins.

Preacher Cain

A.k.a. “Drop it, Hide it, Lose it”…

Oli

Yeah. When i ordered a signed vinyl record from my favorite band they violently crammed it into my mailbox. Luckily the band wasn't being skimpy with the packaging material. Else i would have gotten a jigsaw puzzle instead of a record

David Boyorak

Clearly you’ve never answered the door half naked, or this wouldn’t happen 😁

AdAstridPerAspera

Ah! Didn't mean to sound like I was saying that, sorry!

dmerritt7

My Apt address is 10 1/2. Thanks landlord! Turns out fractions aren't recognized by the mailing label gods.

Michael Szeller

Don’t we all see the Local Facebook Group posts where people are trying to identify where their package was delivered. At least now you get a photo clue.

Sleepy John

Guitars are built to take it.

Nicholas Sulikowski

My delivery people love to leave our packages in two places: right on the welcome mat to guarantee that we step on them as we exit the house in a hurry during our morning commute to work, and right BEHIND the door, to guarantee that we either smack them with the door or wonder for a little while where the hell our packages are that the app says were delivered. Of course, the idea of leaving the packages opposite the way the door swings out, in the corner on the porch, where they'd be easily visible and not stepped on, and also fittingly under the mailbox, is against company policy.

Andrew holloway

As a delivery driver for fedex seeing the terrible job other delivery guys do always makes me mad! I always try and leave packages where I would want them to be left if it were my house, just wish my colleagues cared as much!

dmerritt7

No, but he does look kinda like a short beardless Hagrid or a chubby Gringotts banker.

Pizza Cake Comics

There's always people who ruin it for everyone else! FedEx never seems to come to my house so maybe they're better?

Coyote

I didn't pee in a bottle working directly for Amazon, but for one one of the shell companies paid directly by Amazon to be legal bulwark. Amazon will pay third party, delivery companies to continue pressuring workers not take lunches/brakes and to "hold in" your menstrual cycles .

Hexaedros

That dude reminds me of Anthony from old Smosh videos. I can picture him acting exactly like this 😄