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No Happy Medium (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-09 00:16:37
Edited:
2026-07-09 20:32:25
Imported:
2026-07

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Every single year, I forget that I'm not accustomed to heat because I live in Canada where its cold 90% of the time -_-

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JMK

I honestly hate the heat and the Summer. Give me Autumn and Halloween any day!

Paul R

I hear ya! We moved from Cali to Dallas and we get 1 month of cold and 11 months of hot and humid. The pool is the only respite.

Lucas T

The amount of times I've had people look at me like I'm fucking insane for saying I prefer winter to summer is wild. It felt like 47 here a week ago. I don't want to suffer and sweat for my entire conscious day.

Zane Trumbo

Right there with you. Plus where I live (Colorado) everything is on fire.

iamthegorf

Those of us in Seattle become whiny bitches when the temp goes over 80. 😆

el_zilcho

Can’t believe the cops got you for the heinous crime of playing the piano naked

Anthony

Gotta be careful when cooking naked.

Sweet Cousin Marney Addams

you can always put on more blankets. you are only able to take off a layer a finite number of times.

Androjaneous

If you've ever wondered what Texas is like, just take away the first panel

CanDude

I honestly wasn't expecting that last panel and laughed hard at it 🤣🤣🤣

demlet

Allow me to say, this is genuinely the funniest, ahem, strip you've ever done.

Brier_rabbit

As a recent resident of TX, the heat is making me miss the North East right now.

Exodiafinder687

Having seen your pics I thought you’d be used to being hot by now.

Anthony

I made bacon shirtless once. Tv and movies lie about cooking nude.

Surgite

Can always put more clothing on. Can only take so much off before…well, ok, yeah, cops…ha ha…

Grace Serenity

There's nothing sexual about that! Those cops definitely overstepped their authority! #freethenipple

Robert A.

I'm a Minnesotan (Canada lite?) who moved away and then returned, and I actually miss the winters of my youth, where you went for over three months without seeing the dead grass...

StSquiggy

Funny thing is it's the opposite where I live, and I always forget how cold it really can get 🤣

Randall Sarvey

I am so glad I discovered you and your artwork! It's always a thrill when a new post is up. And believe you me, we down here in the US need every bit of cheering up we can get these days...

Kurdt

Maybe avoid visiting Australia in the summer months. The sun here is a meany that hates us all and wants us to suffer.

the.adhd.tiger

I committed to hating summer at a very young age

the.adhd.tiger

Frying things while naked is extremely hazardous to the nipnops

Oli

Yep, that's exactly what the European heat wave felt like

Davidnotheotherone

As a fellow Canadian I can relate. My blood is thick like maple syrup and if it’s over 25 degrees I stop functioning as a human. Stay cool. And thanks for the laughs. Keep up the great work. Thank you

Bookish Keiran Discovers The World

Also, this is how I'm picturing you at Wimbledon 🤣. Additionally, you're really accurate at drawing your own vulva, and to me that's commitment to quality.

Ken Carlin

I'm always kidding around about mowing the lawn naked. I'll text my wife asking her to bail me out because the police caught me...

StahlPunk

Lol, I be the same way here in Texas. XD

Frogger1321

Gonna need some live action pics to truly appreciate how hot you are...

Tim Starliper

Admit it - you just wanted an excuse to draw nekkid Ellen. (Not that I'm complaining, of course...)

Nicholas Sulikowski

Mouth is almost Muppet-like somehow. Also I love how from panel to panel, your entire head doesn't move, and your body moves little. Love that touch.

Nicholas Sulikowski

I'm imagining Australia's sun attacking people like the sun in Super Mario Bros. 3.

Kurdt

Yup, pretty much! If the spiders and snakes and bogans don't get you the evil sun will!

PB

This is a great idea for a photoshoot- hot and sweaty Ellen. 🥵

Wyrl

I just realized...this should be a "cosplay"...like your real life imitating your art

Omega-Tech666

good thing you don't live in texas......and no! people don't get nude in public......but they do in their homes