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Everyday Horror Stories (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-10 22:33:17
Imported:
2026-11

Content

With Halloween coming up, there's lots of scary stories going around. But as I get older, these kind of scenarios are what keep me up at night

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Dan Edwards

The party one really hit home.

Wyrl

Nightmare on Ellen Street...

Bill Douglas

Realizing your zoom isn't muted after mocking the current presenter? ✅

Saigo

Ohhh the only one you know wandering off at a party. That’s all too familiar

Will

How about "leaves phone open on sound during meeting and youtube ad for weird eroge game starts playing."

Oli

Those are really scary ones. I got one, too. "I have to make a phone call"

Pizza Cake Comics

Or talking to someone off screen but you're not muted lol Oh god I've done all of these

Adam Goss

LOL!!!! the email and the party guest ones - truly horrifying!!

CanDude

Hey, be careful with those car noises! Mega bucks... and Jeff might be tempted to upgrade to a bigger, blacker SUV 🤣

CanDude

I really, really like how you did the lighting effects on Ellen's face. Very well done!

Erika Valentine

Just yesterday, I was on a call which included a couple of vendors; one of them was unmuted and talking to someone else there, and the other person was dropping f-bomb after f-bomb. Amazingly, no one else on the call said anything or muted him.

Zihuatanejo

There’s an old joke about a young man going to meet his girlfriend’s family for the first time. He’s so nervous and wants to make a good impression so badly that he gulps down dinner even though it doesn’t agree with him. Afterwards they are sitting in the front room chatting, and he feels a horrible pressure in his stomach. He tries to ignore it, but it only gets worse and worse until he can’t control it anymore. Finally he closes his eyes, says a silent prayer, and releases his clench. The smallest little squeaker comes out. “Spot!” His girlfriend’s mom yells. A moment of confusion, and then it dawns on him — she’s blaming it on the dog laying at his feet! He’s in the clear. He shifts and lets another one slip past, a little louder this time. “Spot!” The mom yells again. He smiles. One more and he’ll be in the clear, with no one the wiser. He shifts his weight and really lets it rip. “Spot!” The mom yells. “Get away from that disgusting man before he shits on you!”

Michael W

Mine was less the mute and more the camera ... During a brief 2021 lockdown in my corner of Aus, we were WFH and I definitely intended to grab a shirt for the team meeting. I wasn't wearing it yet when the meeting kicked in and I forgot to check my camera ... I was very quick to shut it off and drop my apologies in chat, but the whole team got a split second of hairy man chest 🫠

Ken Ulrich

Am i the only one who likes street magic?

adam

The only person you know at the party is the most horrifying store for me. Then I have to decided if I awkwardly follow or stand awkwardly in the corner.

StSquiggy

Or if you're in Walmart and the Internet/phone sellers come your way... 😨

Nicholas Sulikowski

And then....someone repeated your joke that few heard and no one laughed at....AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE LAUGHED AT IT AND THAT PERSON GOT ALL THE CREDIT FOR IT! And when he finally decided to trust his bowels and let out a quiet yet pleasing fart....IT TURNED OUT TO BE A SHART!